If so, try out Love is Legal: Speed Dating for Criminals! It's a memory/dating sim game where you need to figure out and remember what everyone's likes and dislikes are. But be careful, managing how much everyone likes you is a key factor in actually getting together with that special someone you had your 👁️ on.

Here's one of the participants in the speed dating event looking at you in disgust:

I got a comment that said I should post all the endings so here they are (game link btw)! The artist is poopie (don't worry she just likes silly names, got nothing to do with actual poop) and she has a YouTube channel so if you feel like it I'm sure she'd love it if you checked it out.

Coppo Ending :police_car:

Coppo seems to be everyone's favourite, she's mine as well so I can't judge them. I also accidentally made her the easiest character to get an ending with so I've only seen people win the game with her 😅

Ember Ending :fire:

Looks like Ember likes to display her love the same way she likes to display everything... By burning it to the ground with FIRE, FIRE, AND MORE FIRE :fire: :fire: :fire:

Robbin Ending :moneybag:

Don't let the outward appearance of a thief fool you, Robbin is one of the nerdiest nerds that could ever nerd. The sole purpose he constantly steals is so that he has enough money to buy every card in the new Magic set :nerd:

Stoney Ending :smoking:

Stoney wanted to show you how to smoke a blunt but I guess he was already a bit too high and confused you with one. Well... I wouldn't be complaining if I was in that situation :flushed:

Vandal Ending :metal:

If I had to pick, I'd say Vandal is my second favourite. I mean look at how cute he is! Once I saw his design I couldn't help but write him as a rough on the outside sweet on the inside kind of character.

P.S. There's a bit of a twist that didn't really come through that well so I'll just explain it. In the end you find out that you're actually a raccoon! Those hands you were looking at from the first person point of view during the whole game have just been from an action figure and you like to play around with them. And no wonder your best friend in prison is the garbage man, it all makes sense now :thinking: