Dear fellow game developers.

It saddens me to contact you under these grave circumstances. I declare that at as of the commencement of this announcement, we are at war.

This evening, at precisely one glass of wine before I wrote this announcement, Commander Dezzles has proclaimed war on all of us.

Commander Dezzles declares War

For years, we have lived at peace. For centuries we have tasted freedom from oppression and equality for all. I thought as a people we’d moved beyond those tormented days of vegetable segregation and the oppression of the Capsicum for equal rights. Yet tonight, following the broadcast of @dezzles from his “secret underground lair” (presumably the UK), he has yet again flaunted in our faces his unwavering support for the global domination of the potato.

This cannot stand.

This will not stand.

As a people, as a community of strong and committed game developers we must stand against this common enemy, and strike back for the common good.

With your support, with your commitment and trust; we will defeat him and his potatarian war machine.

Stand with us, and help the fight. Vote -1 for Potato, and spread the word with the #NoPotato hashtag.

Potato trauma