{"author_name":"Graham Weldon","cat":"LD #26","comments":[{"author_name":"","time":"April 22, 2013 8:16 am","epoch":1366636560,"text":"Fuck tha potatoes!","spam":"N"},{"author_name":"Patacorow","time":"April 22, 2013 8:31 am","epoch":1366637460,"text":"I regret making the entire potato comic thing now :l","spam":"N"},{"author_name":"BNeutral","time":"April 22, 2013 3:34 pm","epoch":1366662840,"text":"Are you serious? This is the best thing ever.","spam":"N"}],"epoch":1366634700,"likes":23,"metadata":{"p_key":"46945","p_author":"Graham Weldon","p_authorkey":"5709","p_urlkey":"82608","p_title":"This potatarian madness must end.","p_cat":"LD #26","p_event":"LD26","p_time":"1366634700","p_likes":"23","p_comments":"4","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"5709","us_name":"Graham Weldon","us_username":"predominant","event_start":"1366934400","event_key":"16","event_name":"LD26"},"text":"

Dear fellow game developers.<\/p>\n

It saddens me to contact you under these grave circumstances.\u00a0I declare that at as of the commencement of this announcement, we are at war.<\/p>\n

This evening, at precisely one glass of wine before I wrote this announcement, Commander Dezzles<\/a> has proclaimed war<\/a> on all of us.<\/p>\n

\"Commander

Commander Dezzles declares War<\/p><\/div>\n

For years, we have lived at peace. For centuries we have tasted freedom from oppression and equality for all. I thought as a people we’d moved beyond those tormented days of vegetable segregation and the oppression of the Capsicum for equal rights. Yet tonight, following the broadcast of @dezzles from his “secret underground lair” (presumably the UK), he has yet again flaunted in our faces his unwavering support for the global domination of the potato.<\/p>\n

This cannot stand.<\/p>\n

This will not stand.<\/p>\n

As a people, as a community of strong and committed game developers we must stand against this common enemy, and strike back for the common good.<\/p>\n

With your support, with your commitment and trust; we will defeat him and his potatarian war machine.<\/p>\n

Stand with us, and help the fight. Vote -1 for Potato, and spread the word with the #NoPotato hashtag.<\/p>\n

\"Potato<\/a>

Potato trauma<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>","time":"April 22nd, 2013 7:45 am","title":"This potatarian madness must end."}