While I’m rebooting the computer I was doing graphics on, I’ve got these characters who need, like, names and bios.

Here are the bios.

Meet C1

He is a master prizefighter, but his clinical, precise fighting style and his no-nonsense demeanor don’t win him many fans. His brother-in-law recently died in a train derailment in Russia, and he would like to help support his sister’s six children, but he can’t make enough money in a clean fight. If only he knew how how to excite a crowd…

Meet C2

He’s a confidence man on the run from the law after he accidentally started a war in Sudan. He has a scheme to raise money so he can buy passage (and, more expensively, the captain’s silence) on a boat to the Americas. The only problem is he doesn’t know how to fight.

Now I just need some good late 19th century names for these two gentlemen. And I’ll probably put their names in the game title, so it’s like some sort of killing two things with one thing.