{"author_name":"monika","cat":"LD #28","comments":[],"epoch":1387102440,"likes":1,"metadata":{"p_key":"35317","p_author":"monika","p_authorkey":"29124","p_urlkey":"70881","p_title":"Bonus points for whoever can name the war and the train derailment.","p_cat":"LD #28","p_event":"LD28","p_time":"1387102440","p_likes":"1","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"29124","us_name":"monika","us_username":"themonika","event_start":"1386892800","event_key":"20","event_name":"LD28"},"text":"<p>While I&#8217;m rebooting the computer I was doing graphics on, I&#8217;ve got these characters who need, like, names and bios.<\/p>\n <p>Here are the bios.<\/p>\n <p>Meet C1<\/p>\n <p>He is a master prizefighter, but his clinical, precise fighting style and his no-nonsense demeanor don&#8217;t win him many fans. His brother-in-law recently died in a train derailment in Russia, and he would like to help support his sister&#8217;s six children, but he can&#8217;t make enough money in a clean fight. If only he knew how how to excite a crowd&#8230;<\/p>\n <p>Meet C2<\/p>\n <p>He&#8217;s a confidence man on the run from the law after he accidentally started a war in Sudan. He has a scheme to raise money so he can buy passage (and, more expensively, the captain&#8217;s silence) on a boat to the Americas. The only problem is he doesn&#8217;t know how to fight.<\/p>\n <p>Now I just need some good late 19th century names for these two gentlemen. And I&#8217;ll probably put their names in the game title, so it&#8217;s like some sort of killing two things with one thing.<\/p>","time":"December 15th, 2013 5:14 am","title":"Bonus points for whoever can name the war and the train derailment."}