How cookies ruined my life. by Suese

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made by Suese for LD33 (COMPO)
How cookies ruined my life.

Please use headphones.
Note: I fixed a few show-stopping bugs post-compo as is allowed.

Arrow keys - Move
Space - Attack

Ratings

Coolness 67% 3
Overall 3.83 69
Audio 3.79 52
Fun 3.78 73
Graphics 4.22 40
Humor 4.22 17
Innovation 3.00 457
Mood 3.82 64
Theme 4.24 33

Feedback

Mattress
24. Aug 2015 · 02:20 UTC
The humor is real! 10/10 - IGN!
Korso
24. Aug 2015 · 02:21 UTC
Love the graphics -and the music- -and the presentation-. I miss a tutorial or a controls screen. I don't know if I have completed it, but the I kill some guys, They don't come anymore.
Daisuke909
24. Aug 2015 · 02:22 UTC
This blew me away. The polish is incredible for a compo entry, and the concept is really funny. I was actually laughing out loud at this.
Peach Pie Productions
24. Aug 2015 · 02:29 UTC
Wow this game is fantastic. Very smooth gameplay. Its very impressive that it was made in 48 hours!
Modoc73
24. Aug 2015 · 02:31 UTC
Awesome graphics! Simple game play. A little buggy but not too bad. Well Done!
keyle
24. Aug 2015 · 02:31 UTC
Me no Monster!
steve
24. Aug 2015 · 02:33 UTC
Loved it, it froze a couple of times when I was trying to play it though, but restarting eventually solved it
FerraWare
24. Aug 2015 · 02:46 UTC
Excellent game! Can't believe this was done by one person

Pros:
-Excellent graphics, music and gameplay
-Really polished
-Cookie Monster :P

Cons:
-Music gets repetitive
sydan
24. Aug 2015 · 02:46 UTC
This made me laugh out loud :)
guoboism
24. Aug 2015 · 03:00 UTC
Nice game, in such short time!
Kaltic
24. Aug 2015 · 04:24 UTC
The input stopped working after the second person and I just started sliding around forever. Other than that this game was absolutely amazing!
JoeProgram
24. Aug 2015 · 04:38 UTC
Gotta love a game where the combo goes from a dagger stab to a roundhouse kick! I got to the point where four guys came in when my character froze. Up till then, combat felt really good, and premise is nicely dark and hilarious.
Jamie Guillemette
24. Aug 2015 · 04:38 UTC
Cookie Monster fight club.. laughed hard when he round housed
dosmaen
24. Aug 2015 · 04:39 UTC
I had fun shooting barf everywhere and knocking down the TV.
Daniel X. Moore
24. Aug 2015 · 04:39 UTC
I like the part where he ate the cookies and turned into a monster :P
EwChap
24. Aug 2015 · 04:39 UTC
Wow, just wow. I always knew there was something off about that guy, but knifing kids in the bathroom, yeesh. Love it.
dosmaen
24. Aug 2015 · 04:44 UTC
ME NO MONSTER!!! *stabs* great job with the lighting and animation. also was hilarious.
MagnusFurcifer
24. Aug 2015 · 04:44 UTC
This use of the them was fantastic haha. Really funny. Played well too.
Blackymagick
24. Aug 2015 · 04:47 UTC
I love this
saucygames
24. Aug 2015 · 04:47 UTC
10/10 would eat cookie again
Acerio
24. Aug 2015 · 05:06 UTC
Funny as hell.
FiveIronFanatic
24. Aug 2015 · 05:18 UTC
This is great, especially the animation. Three complaints, though:

1. It's hard to tell if there's going to be an ending if I survive long enough or not. A word about that in the description or an in-game "I don't think this is ever going to end!" would be helpful.

2. I killed the last person in a group the same time they killed me, and the game didn't know quite what to do.

3. When the person comes in after the first murder, they knock first. Who knocks on the door of a public bathroom!? (I'm being nit-picky, but it took me out of the moment.)
nicotuason
24. Aug 2015 · 05:21 UTC
I'm from the STREETS yo! Haha great intro and awesome music. Plays great, perfect short game!
thebrickanator
24. Aug 2015 · 06:09 UTC
Cool concept and is funny but in the end the screen just when black then I continued to hear sounds but couldn't see anything
pavel_insight
24. Aug 2015 · 13:56 UTC
:))
OxyOxspring
24. Aug 2015 · 15:16 UTC
10/10 Cookies! <3
qkerguelen
24. Aug 2015 · 15:21 UTC
Really cool graphics and music! The story was funny and the fights had a good feeling!
Insality
24. Aug 2015 · 15:23 UTC
wow, amazing entry!
Great job and brilliant graphics/audio. A great polish game
Humor+ ;)
good job!
peterthehe
24. Aug 2015 · 15:25 UTC
A bit laggy at times but mostly stable. The premise and graphics are amazing. For 48 hours its really good.
cudabear
24. Aug 2015 · 15:38 UTC
This reminds me of the Family Guy bit where the Cookie Monster is doing cookies in the bathroom, haha. Excellent graphics, audio, and very polished. Mechanically, something is to be desired here, I feel like I could just keep spamming and never die. I also got my collision stuck somehow so all I had to do was run into people. Regardless, an awesome, funny game. Well done.
ajopart
24. Aug 2015 · 15:38 UTC
Great one !!
PEBKAC
24. Aug 2015 · 16:01 UTC
Very nicely done in the time given.
Nate
24. Aug 2015 · 16:52 UTC
The art is superb!
snooze82
24. Aug 2015 · 18:45 UTC
STAP! ME NO MONSTER :) nice one!
TurtleP
25. Aug 2015 · 02:13 UTC
Great humor, graphics, and music! Reminds me of old beat 'em ups.
Flygamer101
25. Aug 2015 · 02:31 UTC
Great game :D I loved the graphics and art style as well. Incredibly polished, and hard to believe it was made in 2 days.
zatyka
25. Aug 2015 · 03:46 UTC
Funny, pretty, simple, and entertaining. It really came together nicely.

I'm assuming it's endless. I played it a few times, but always lost in round 5 or 6.
shimage
25. Aug 2015 · 04:37 UTC
Awesome! It's comical and so cute. I like attacking feeling.
fullmontis
25. Aug 2015 · 10:39 UTC
Nice! Funny and fun to play. Only thing I wish was if there were more than one attack, but for 48 hours this game feels very polished. Good job!
S0lll0s
25. Aug 2015 · 15:29 UTC
5/5, this is perfect.
micdoodle8
25. Aug 2015 · 16:38 UTC
The polish is real on this one, nice job.
FrozenCow
25. Aug 2015 · 16:43 UTC
Haha, I loved how you could recognize Cookie Monster by the way the sentences were build. Nicely polished too, gave me a good laugh.
gnuwilliam
25. Aug 2015 · 17:28 UTC
Fun game! haha
collaboration
26. Aug 2015 · 13:30 UTC
Ha) Very funny game))
Hm.. May be bug - after ending I have got black screen and text cloud.
Zccc
26. Aug 2015 · 16:57 UTC
Ahah this is hilarious!
GagaPete
26. Aug 2015 · 19:46 UTC
I love it but the controls feel a bit wonky. After kicking the controls feel strange.
jsmars
26. Aug 2015 · 22:16 UTC
Nicely done!
HappyHour
27. Aug 2015 · 04:50 UTC
Roundhouse-kicking virtual children as cookie monster made my evening.
P.T.A
27. Aug 2015 · 04:51 UTC
good work!, simple and fun beat n' up with the cookie monster! nice soundtrack too!
benmcnelly
27. Aug 2015 · 04:58 UTC
I knew someone would make this game, I had no idea it would be so epic. Nice work, and loved the jam!
nka
27. Aug 2015 · 05:10 UTC
He knows some kung fu lol. Awesome game.
xvw
27. Aug 2015 · 05:22 UTC
Hilarious game ! Fun gfx, audio ! Very nice game, thanks a lot for that !
synchingfeeling
27. Aug 2015 · 05:50 UTC
Me love game!
martymon
27. Aug 2015 · 06:08 UTC
I would so do that too if kids interrupted me eating cookies in the toilet! Well done!
justinooncx
27. Aug 2015 · 06:10 UTC
Haha, Family Guy reference! Nice game overall!
spotco
27. Aug 2015 · 07:34 UTC
kek
ManuelGF
27. Aug 2015 · 07:54 UTC
Amazing. It made me laugh a lot. A second part, I beg you.
Rocketship
27. Aug 2015 · 10:46 UTC
The fighting was more enjoyable than I expected it to be, although there could've been a bit more variety with the enemies. The fighting with the music and graphics gave it a sort of double dragon vibe.
randomhuman
27. Aug 2015 · 13:20 UTC
Rockin' soundtrack, great fun :)
daydreamcorgigames
27. Aug 2015 · 16:11 UTC
So, Cookie killed kids and somehow still got hangs around with kids on Sesame Street? Gangsta!
Mr. Jif
27. Aug 2015 · 19:08 UTC
Hilarious, great use of the theme!
tMalicet
27. Aug 2015 · 20:40 UTC
It's really straight forward! I love it!
TeamCosmitronique
27. Aug 2015 · 22:28 UTC
That's quite a good thing you've got there. Really enjoyed it.
GarethIW
28. Aug 2015 · 10:29 UTC
Great art and mood. ME NO MONSTER
Sanju
28. Aug 2015 · 13:54 UTC
C is for cookieeeees!!!!
redzero
28. Aug 2015 · 14:16 UTC
Awesome game!
Saf
28. Aug 2015 · 18:29 UTC
The game became dark after a while.. I really felt sorry for the Monster :)
Great and polished game.. Solid Jam entry!
inbetweengames
28. Aug 2015 · 22:41 UTC
Funny and good gameplay too!
DAT.NOT.MY.GAME!
29. Aug 2015 · 10:04 UTC
Good!
magenta
29. Aug 2015 · 20:06 UTC
Hilarious! Good graphics and atmosphere. Control feels a little on the clunky side, there's a teensy slight lag between key press and attack. On one occasion, the Cookie Monster sprite didn't render but I could still attack. Played on Chrome (Linux).
🎤 Suese
30. Aug 2015 · 00:22 UTC
That's what you get for using Linux I guess :p. Maybe try playing it on a fresh reboot. Definitely not an issue with the game.
Zeriver
30. Aug 2015 · 14:37 UTC
Hahaha, you nailed the theme!
I like graphics and humor, but gameplay might be a bit repetitive after a while.
derr
31. Aug 2015 · 13:18 UTC
Hahahaha! This reminds me of hours and hours playing Double Dragon with my friend when we were kids. Very funny game and well executed!
Larzan
31. Aug 2015 · 16:33 UTC
Hehe, coookieeeeees.
Great gfx, love it. The controls and hit boxes are a bit off sometimes, but good job, love the humor!
SinclairStrange
01. Sep 2015 · 11:13 UTC
Really well done, short and extremely fun. I love the humor also, exactly my cup of tea.

Oh did I say, the graphics are amazing!
Drauthius
06. Sep 2015 · 08:00 UTC
Great game!
careless
07. Sep 2015 · 13:25 UTC
Streets of Rage style cookie monster! What more could someone want in a game. Awesome :D
mar3k
13. Sep 2015 · 10:53 UTC
Cool game, fun as well only thing I didn't really like was that you have to be in precise Y position to hit someone and that I wasn't able to see my HP, but otherwise really nice looking and fun/funny game!
wademcgillis
14. Sep 2015 · 16:36 UTC
YES. COOKIE.

I had a little bit of a problem with the controls but this was great.
Jupiter_Hadley
18. Oct 2015 · 16:26 UTC
Funny, well made game. I included it in my Ludum Dare 33 Compilation video series, if you would like to take a look :) https://youtu.be/VOSoNttI06o