{"author_link":"\/author\/suese\/","author_name":"Suese","author_uid":"8361","comments":[{"author_name":"Mattress","author_uid":"56628","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:25am","epoch":1440382800,"text":"The humor is real! 10\/10 - IGN!"},{"author_name":"Korso","author_uid":"55188","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:26am","epoch":1440382860,"text":"Love the graphics -and the music- -and the presentation-. I miss a tutorial or a controls screen. I don't know if I have completed it, but the I kill some guys, They don't come anymore."},{"author_name":"Daisuke909","author_uid":"8522","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:27am","epoch":1440382920,"text":"This blew me away. The polish is incredible for a compo entry, and the concept is really funny. I was actually laughing out loud at this."},{"author_name":"Peach Pie Productions","author_uid":"40673","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:34am","epoch":1440383340,"text":"Wow this game is fantastic. Very smooth gameplay. Its very impressive that it was made in 48 hours!"},{"author_name":"Modoc73","author_uid":"50179","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:36am","epoch":1440383460,"text":"Awesome graphics! Simple game play. A little buggy but not too bad. Well Done!"},{"author_name":"keyle","author_uid":"41933","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:36am","epoch":1440383460,"text":"Me no Monster!"},{"author_name":"steve","author_uid":"5178","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:38am","epoch":1440383580,"text":"Loved it, it froze a couple of times when I was trying to play it though, but restarting eventually solved it"},{"author_name":"FerraWare","author_uid":"45480","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:51am","epoch":1440384360,"text":"Excellent game! Can't believe this was done by one person\r\rPros:\r-Excellent graphics, music and gameplay\r-Really polished\r-Cookie Monster :P\r\rCons:\r-Music gets repetitive"},{"author_name":"sydan","author_uid":"50347","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:51am","epoch":1440384360,"text":"This made me laugh out loud :)"},{"author_name":"guoboism","author_uid":"24432","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:05am","epoch":1440385200,"text":"Nice game, in such short time!"},{"author_name":"Kaltic","author_uid":"55972","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:29am","epoch":1440390240,"text":"The input stopped working after the second person and I just started sliding around forever. Other than that this game was absolutely amazing!"},{"author_name":"JoeProgram","author_uid":"19367","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:43am","epoch":1440391080,"text":"Gotta love a game where the combo goes from a dagger stab to a roundhouse kick! I got to the point where four guys came in when my character froze. Up till then, combat felt really good, and premise is nicely dark and hilarious."},{"author_name":"Jamie Guillemette","author_uid":"55117","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:43am","epoch":1440391080,"text":"Cookie Monster fight club.. laughed hard when he round housed"},{"author_name":"dosmaen","author_uid":"4122","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:44am","epoch":1440391140,"text":"I had fun shooting barf everywhere and knocking down the TV."},{"author_name":"Daniel X. Moore","author_uid":"2816","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:44am","epoch":1440391140,"text":"I like the part where he ate the cookies and turned into a monster :P"},{"author_name":"EwChap","author_uid":"50010","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:44am","epoch":1440391140,"text":"Wow, just wow. I always knew there was something off about that guy, but knifing kids in the bathroom, yeesh. Love it."},{"author_name":"dosmaen","author_uid":"4122","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:49am","epoch":1440391440,"text":"ME NO MONSTER!!! *stabs* great job with the lighting and animation. also was hilarious."},{"author_name":"MagnusFurcifer","author_uid":"56627","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:49am","epoch":1440391440,"text":"This use of the them was fantastic haha. Really funny. Played well too."},{"author_name":"Blackymagick","author_uid":"42161","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:52am","epoch":1440391620,"text":"I love this"},{"author_name":"saucygames","author_uid":"56128","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:52am","epoch":1440391620,"text":"10\/10 would eat cookie again"},{"author_name":"Acerio","author_uid":"55163","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:11am","epoch":1440392760,"text":"Funny as hell."},{"author_name":"FiveIronFanatic","author_uid":"56279","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:23am","epoch":1440393480,"text":"This is great, especially the animation. Three complaints, though:\r\r1. It's hard to tell if there's going to be an ending if I survive long enough or not. A word about that in the description or an in-game "I don't think this is ever going to end!" would be helpful.\r\r2. I killed the last person in a group the same time they killed me, and the game didn't know quite what to do.\r\r3. When the person comes in after the first murder, they knock first. Who knocks on the door of a public bathroom!? (I'm being nit-picky, but it took me out of the moment.)"},{"author_name":"nicotuason","author_uid":"21669","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:26am","epoch":1440393660,"text":"I'm from the STREETS yo! Haha great intro and awesome music. Plays great, perfect short game!"},{"author_name":"thebrickanator","author_uid":"50329","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:14am","epoch":1440396540,"text":"Cool concept and is funny but in the end the screen just when black then I continued to hear sounds but couldn't see anything"},{"author_name":"pavel_insight","author_uid":"46567","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:01pm","epoch":1440424560,"text":":))"},{"author_name":"OxyOxspring","author_uid":"19104","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:21pm","epoch":1440429360,"text":"10\/10 Cookies! <3"},{"author_name":"qkerguelen","author_uid":"50295","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:26pm","epoch":1440429660,"text":"Really cool graphics and music! The story was funny and the fights had a good feeling!"},{"author_name":"Insality","author_uid":"43734","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:28pm","epoch":1440429780,"text":"wow, amazing entry!\rGreat job and brilliant graphics\/audio. A great polish game\rHumor+ ;)\rgood job!"},{"author_name":"peterthehe","author_uid":"46596","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:30pm","epoch":1440429900,"text":"A bit laggy at times but mostly stable. The premise and graphics are amazing. For 48 hours its really good."},{"author_name":"cudabear","author_uid":"25773","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:43pm","epoch":1440430680,"text":"This reminds me of the Family Guy bit where the Cookie Monster is doing cookies in the bathroom, haha. Excellent graphics, audio, and very polished. Mechanically, something is to be desired here, I feel like I could just keep spamming and never die. I also got my collision stuck somehow so all I had to do was run into people. Regardless, an awesome, funny game. Well done."},{"author_name":"ajopart","author_uid":"40976","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:43pm","epoch":1440430680,"text":"Great one !!"},{"author_name":"PEBKAC","author_uid":"14640","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:06pm","epoch":1440432060,"text":"Very nicely done in the time given."},{"author_name":"Nate","author_uid":"50898","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:57pm","epoch":1440435120,"text":"The art is superb!"},{"author_name":"snooze82","author_uid":"12061","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 6:50pm","epoch":1440441900,"text":"STAP! ME NO MONSTER :) nice one!"},{"author_name":"TurtleP","author_uid":"56107","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:18am","epoch":1440468780,"text":"Great humor, graphics, and music! Reminds me of old beat 'em ups."},{"author_name":"Flygamer101","author_uid":"48756","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:36am","epoch":1440469860,"text":"Great game :D I loved the graphics and art style as well. Incredibly polished, and hard to believe it was made in 2 days."},{"author_name":"zatyka","author_uid":"14357","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:51am","epoch":1440474360,"text":"Funny, pretty, simple, and entertaining. It really came together nicely. \r\rI'm assuming it's endless. I played it a few times, but always lost in round 5 or 6."},{"author_name":"shimage","author_uid":"39091","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:42am","epoch":1440477420,"text":"Awesome! It's comical and so cute. I like attacking feeling."},{"author_name":"fullmontis","author_uid":"21736","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:44am","epoch":1440499140,"text":"Nice! Funny and fun to play. Only thing I wish was if there were more than one attack, but for 48 hours this game feels very polished. Good job!"},{"author_name":"S0lll0s","author_uid":"28620","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:34pm","epoch":1440516540,"text":"5\/5, this is perfect."},{"author_name":"micdoodle8","author_uid":"36649","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:43pm","epoch":1440520680,"text":"The polish is real on this one, nice job."},{"author_name":"FrozenCow","author_uid":"8435","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:48pm","epoch":1440520980,"text":"Haha, I loved how you could recognize Cookie Monster by the way the sentences were build. Nicely polished too, gave me a good laugh."},{"author_name":"gnuwilliam","author_uid":"36594","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:33pm","epoch":1440523680,"text":"Fun game! haha"},{"author_name":"collaboration","author_uid":"57976","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 1:35pm","epoch":1440595800,"text":"Ha) Very funny game))\rHm.. May be bug - after ending I have got black screen and text cloud."},{"author_name":"Zccc","author_uid":"14205","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 5:02pm","epoch":1440608220,"text":"Ahah this is hilarious!"},{"author_name":"GagaPete","author_uid":"16147","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 7:51pm","epoch":1440618360,"text":"I love it but the controls feel a bit wonky. After kicking the controls feel strange."},{"author_name":"jsmars","author_uid":"3933","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 10:21pm","epoch":1440627360,"text":"Nicely done!"},{"author_name":"HappyHour","author_uid":"58112","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 4:55am","epoch":1440651000,"text":"Roundhouse-kicking virtual children as cookie monster made my evening."},{"author_name":"P.T.A","author_uid":"56324","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 4:56am","epoch":1440651060,"text":"good work!, simple and fun beat n' up with the cookie monster! nice soundtrack too!"},{"author_name":"benmcnelly","author_uid":"31106","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 5:03am","epoch":1440651480,"text":"I knew someone would make this game, I had no idea it would be so epic. Nice work, and loved the jam!"},{"author_name":"nka","author_uid":"13909","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 5:15am","epoch":1440652200,"text":"He knows some kung fu lol. Awesome game."},{"author_name":"xvw","author_uid":"57278","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 5:27am","epoch":1440652920,"text":"Hilarious game ! Fun gfx, audio ! Very nice game, thanks a lot for that !"},{"author_name":"synchingfeeling","author_uid":"41319","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 5:55am","epoch":1440654600,"text":"Me love game!"},{"author_name":"martymon","author_uid":"26874","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 6:13am","epoch":1440655680,"text":"I would so do that too if kids interrupted me eating cookies in the toilet! Well done!"},{"author_name":"justinooncx","author_uid":"38380","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 6:15am","epoch":1440655800,"text":"Haha, Family Guy reference! Nice game overall!"},{"author_name":"spotco","author_uid":"35477","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:39am","epoch":1440660840,"text":"kek"},{"author_name":"ManuelGF","author_uid":"56960","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:59am","epoch":1440662040,"text":"Amazing. It made me laugh a lot. A second part, I beg you."},{"author_name":"Rocketship","author_uid":"39351","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 10:51am","epoch":1440672360,"text":"The fighting was more enjoyable than I expected it to be, although there could've been a bit more variety with the enemies. The fighting with the music and graphics gave it a sort of double dragon vibe."},{"author_name":"randomhuman","author_uid":"56477","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 1:25pm","epoch":1440681600,"text":"Rockin' soundtrack, great fun :)"},{"author_name":"daydreamcorgigames","author_uid":"57701","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 4:16pm","epoch":1440691860,"text":"So, Cookie killed kids and somehow still got hangs around with kids on Sesame Street? Gangsta!"},{"author_name":"Mr. Jif","author_uid":"19204","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:13pm","epoch":1440702480,"text":"Hilarious, great use of the theme!"},{"author_name":"tMalicet","author_uid":"45577","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 8:45pm","epoch":1440708000,"text":"It's really straight forward! I love it!"},{"author_name":"TeamCosmitronique","author_uid":"57628","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 10:33pm","epoch":1440714480,"text":"That's quite a good thing you've got there. Really enjoyed it."},{"author_name":"GarethIW","author_uid":"20364","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 10:34am","epoch":1440757740,"text":"Great art and mood. ME NO MONSTER"},{"author_name":"Sanju","author_uid":"53870","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 1:59pm","epoch":1440770040,"text":"C is for cookieeeees!!!!"},{"author_name":"redzero","author_uid":"56670","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 2:21pm","epoch":1440771360,"text":"Awesome game!"},{"author_name":"Saf","author_uid":"27438","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 6:34pm","epoch":1440786540,"text":"The game became dark after a while.. I really felt sorry for the Monster :)\rGreat and polished game.. Solid Jam entry!"},{"author_name":"inbetweengames","author_uid":"56968","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 10:46pm","epoch":1440801660,"text":"Funny and good gameplay too!"},{"author_name":"DAT.NOT.MY.GAME!","author_uid":"56318","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 10:09am","epoch":1440842640,"text":"Good!"},{"author_name":"magenta","author_uid":"27434","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 8:11pm","epoch":1440878760,"text":"Hilarious! Good graphics and atmosphere. Control feels a little on the clunky side, there's a teensy slight lag between key press and attack. On one occasion, the Cookie Monster sprite didn't render but I could still attack. Played on Chrome (Linux)."},{"author_name":"Suese","author_uid":"8361","time":"Aug 30, 2015 @ 12:27am","epoch":1440894120,"text":"That's what you get for using Linux I guess :p. Maybe try playing it on a fresh reboot. Definitely not an issue with the game."},{"author_name":"Zeriver","author_uid":"51756","time":"Aug 30, 2015 @ 2:42pm","epoch":1440945420,"text":"Hahaha, you nailed the theme! \rI like graphics and humor, but gameplay might be a bit repetitive after a while."},{"author_name":"derr","author_uid":"55643","time":"Aug 31, 2015 @ 1:23pm","epoch":1441027080,"text":"Hahahaha! This reminds me of hours and hours playing Double Dragon with my friend when we were kids. Very funny game and well executed!"},{"author_name":"Larzan","author_uid":"10395","time":"Aug 31, 2015 @ 4:38pm","epoch":1441038780,"text":"Hehe, coookieeeeees.\rGreat gfx, love it. The controls and hit boxes are a bit off sometimes, but good job, love the humor!"},{"author_name":"SinclairStrange","author_uid":"44332","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 11:18am","epoch":1441105980,"text":"Really well done, short and extremely fun. I love the humor also, exactly my cup of tea.\r\rOh did I say, the graphics are amazing!"},{"author_name":"Drauthius","author_uid":"52478","time":"Sep 6, 2015 @ 8:05am","epoch":1441526400,"text":"Great game!"},{"author_name":"careless","author_uid":"32413","time":"Sep 7, 2015 @ 1:30pm","epoch":1441632300,"text":"Streets of Rage style cookie monster! What more could someone want in a game. Awesome :D"},{"author_name":"mar3k","author_uid":"42219","time":"Sep 13, 2015 @ 10:58am","epoch":1442141580,"text":"Cool game, fun as well only thing I didn't really like was that you have to be in precise Y position to hit someone and that I wasn't able to see my HP, but otherwise really nice looking and fun\/funny game!"},{"author_name":"wademcgillis","author_uid":"3444","time":"Sep 14, 2015 @ 4:41pm","epoch":1442248560,"text":"YES. COOKIE.\r\rI had a little bit of a problem with the controls but this was great."},{"author_name":"Jupiter_Hadley","author_uid":"27744","time":"Oct 18, 2015 @ 4:31pm","epoch":1445185560,"text":"Funny, well made game. I included it in my Ludum Dare 33 Compilation video series, if you would like to take a look :) https:\/\/youtu.be\/VOSoNttI06o"}],"images":["ld33\/8361-09650ad140b4680e3fcc2764a94bae53.jpg","ld33\/8361-687511873fe1fbc38cff40f875900332.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/danmckinnon.net\/cookies\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/danmckinnon.net\/cookies\/cookies_ld33_suese_aug2015.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"8997","g_author":"8361","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"9030","g_title":"How cookies ruined my life.","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"69","g_commentcount":"80","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/8361-shot0-1440650303.gif-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/8361-shot1-1440650303.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"How cookies ruined my life.\r\n\r\nPlease use headphones.\r\nNote: I fixed a few show-stopping bugs post-compo as is allowed.\r\n\r\nArrow keys - Move\r\nSpace - Attack\r\n\r\n","title":"How cookies ruined my life."}