Big Dick Super Marathon by eskivor

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made by eskivor for LD34 (COMPO)
Do you want to know who has the biggest one ? Big Dick Super Marathon is a game where you can finally know the answer, by playing in a literally virtual dick contest with your friends.

Each player has 30 seconds to mastubate (to tap alternatively on) his TWO BUTTONS to GROW his dick. The winner is the player with the biggest dick.
You can play from 2 to 4 players.

Controls :
Gamepad :
For all players : Left Stick - Left & Right

Keyboard :
Player 01 : A & D
Player 02 : Left Arrow & Right Arrow
Player 03 : K & M
Player 04 : Numpad 4 & Numpad 6

Ratings

Coolness 39% 1766
Overall 2.05 966
Fun 2.32 900
Graphics 1.74 900
Humor 3.00 206
Innovation 2.53 804
Mood 1.67 860
Theme 2.95 881

Feedback

aarkipel
14. Dec 2015 路 11:20 UTC
Had to rename the data folder to get it to work.
rogual
14. Dec 2015 路 17:40 UTC
Tasteless.
馃帳 eskivor
14. Dec 2015 路 20:21 UTC
@aarkipel, thanks you for letting me know, this mistake, now it's fixed. :)
Abominas
14. Dec 2015 路 21:11 UTC
Juvenile. It's innovative however.
refreshgames
14. Dec 2015 路 21:20 UTC
Haha! Really? Okay then, here we go!

I was disappointed by the lack of jizz and "jizzics" (jizz physics) for the winning Dick, and the GUI, should scale with the players screen res ideally.

Congrats on making a game in 48 hours, in-keeping with BOTH themes, that's pretty cool! Keep at it. But, no love for CPU Dicks? Hopefully in Version 1.02 ;)
Dooskington
14. Dec 2015 路 23:37 UTC
This may be the raunchiest LD game ever made. Props.
fishbrain
17. Dec 2015 路 04:11 UTC
It's good that someone had the balls to make this :)
Valandre
17. Dec 2015 路 16:01 UTC
Damn, what the...it's so fun ^o^
Manu & Wan
18. Dec 2015 路 10:42 UTC
3 meters and 10.25 centimeters on my first attempt.

That is all.
jlouisB
18. Dec 2015 路 20:08 UTC
Regressive. & Funny. Thx !
Hot Box Games
18. Dec 2015 路 23:48 UTC
Nice to play a multiplayer game for a change.
acotis
02. Jan 2016 路 20:07 UTC
Can't play this as I'm on linux, but you need to mark this as inappropriate for children, or as "possibly offensive material".
Geckoo1337
02. Jan 2016 路 22:05 UTC
Hum? I think that you could find a better theme...
馃帳 eskivor
03. Jan 2016 路 00:22 UTC
@ acotis, I marked this game as "not suitable for kids" but apparently, it was not suffisant