{"author_link":"\/author\/eskivor\/","author_name":"eskivor","author_uid":"25329","comments":[{"author_name":"aarkipel","author_uid":"64497","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:25am","epoch":1450092000,"text":"Had to rename the data folder to get it to work."},{"author_name":"rogual","author_uid":"771","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 5:45pm","epoch":1450114800,"text":"Tasteless."},{"author_name":"eskivor","author_uid":"25329","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:26pm","epoch":1450124460,"text":"@aarkipel, thanks you for letting me know, this mistake, now it's fixed. :)"},{"author_name":"Abominas","author_uid":"40862","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:16pm","epoch":1450127460,"text":"Juvenile. It's innovative however."},{"author_name":"refreshgames","author_uid":"6823","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:25pm","epoch":1450128000,"text":"Haha! Really? Okay then, here we go!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I was disappointed by the lack of jizz and &quot;jizzics&quot; (jizz physics) for the winning Dick, and the GUI, should scale with the players screen res ideally. \r<br\/>\r<br\/>Congrats on making a game in 48 hours, in-keeping with BOTH themes, that's pretty cool! Keep at it. But, no love for CPU Dicks? Hopefully in Version 1.02 ;)"},{"author_name":"Dooskington","author_uid":"25167","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:42pm","epoch":1450136220,"text":"This may be the raunchiest LD game ever made. Props."},{"author_name":"fishbrain","author_uid":"3007","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 4:16am","epoch":1450325460,"text":"It's good that someone had the balls to make this :)"},{"author_name":"Valandre","author_uid":"3211","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 4:06pm","epoch":1450368060,"text":"Damn, what the...it's so fun ^o^"},{"author_name":"Manu &amp; Wan","author_uid":"9172","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 10:47am","epoch":1450435320,"text":"3 meters and 10.25 centimeters on my first attempt. \r<br\/>\r<br\/>That is all."},{"author_name":"jlouisB","author_uid":"47201","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 8:13pm","epoch":1450469280,"text":"Regressive. &amp; Funny. Thx !"},{"author_name":"Hot Box Games","author_uid":"39707","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 11:53pm","epoch":1450482480,"text":"Nice to play a multiplayer game for a change."},{"author_name":"acotis","author_uid":"61639","time":"Jan 2, 2016 @ 8:12pm","epoch":1451765220,"text":"Can't play this as I'm on linux, but you need to mark this as inappropriate for children, or as &quot;possibly offensive material&quot;."},{"author_name":"Geckoo1337","author_uid":"35835","time":"Jan 2, 2016 @ 10:10pm","epoch":1451772300,"text":"Hum? I think that you could find a better theme..."},{"author_name":"eskivor","author_uid":"25329","time":"Jan 3, 2016 @ 12:27am","epoch":1451780520,"text":"@ acotis, I marked this game as &quot;not suitable for kids&quot; but apparently, it was not suffisant"}],"images":["ld34\/25329-0a8fdc05dfd012e13f1bd9d1caeb7d3c.jpg","ld34\/25329-9c6524420ea0f3b6bb2ed9bffa6dc8e5.jpg","ld34\/25329-30d47e83d3fc310e8e2de4bc55d8c95a.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/big-dick-super-marathon\/113616","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/eskivor\/Big-Dick-Super-Marathon","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"4985","g_author":"25329","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"4963","g_title":"Big Dick Super Marathon","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"966","g_commentcount":"14","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/25329-shot0-1450061019.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/25329-shot1-1450061019.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/25329-shot2-1450061019.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Do you want to know who has the biggest one ? Big Dick Super Marathon is a game where you can finally know the answer, by playing in a literally virtual dick contest with your friends.\r\n\r\nEach player has 30 seconds to mastubate (to tap alternatively on) his TWO BUTTONS to GROW his dick. The winner is the player with the biggest dick.\r\nYou can play from 2 to 4 players.\r\n\r\nControls :\r\n   Gamepad : \r\n      For all players : Left Stick - Left & Right\r\n\r\n   Keyboard :\r\n      Player 01 : A & D\r\n      Player 02 : Left Arrow & Right Arrow\r\n      Player 03 : K & M\r\n      Player 04 : Numpad 4 & Numpad 6","title":"Big Dick Super Marathon"}