Dig, Jesus! Dig! by monkeymad2
A truthful reenactment of the time roughly 9000 years ago when God and Jesus buried loads of Dinosaur bones as a big joke.
Sort of a cross between The Incident and Terraria.
"Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural "...person..." of various religious faiths and beliefs."
Known Bugs:
-- If you miss a Dinosaur and it explodes into green dust, occasionally God will get a bit miffed and decide you don't deserve all the dinosaurs currently falling.
-- Occasionally, if you jump through a dirt block at the right angle Jesus will go for what looks like a nice leisurely roller-skate over the ground.
(If the game looks horribly blurry please try a different browser, Safari and Firefox work but I think Chrome has regressed)
Also, to view source just press "view source"...it's all on one page (bleh).
Sort of a cross between The Incident and Terraria.
"Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural "...person..." of various religious faiths and beliefs."
Known Bugs:
-- If you miss a Dinosaur and it explodes into green dust, occasionally God will get a bit miffed and decide you don't deserve all the dinosaurs currently falling.
-- Occasionally, if you jump through a dirt block at the right angle Jesus will go for what looks like a nice leisurely roller-skate over the ground.
(If the game looks horribly blurry please try a different browser, Safari and Firefox work but I think Chrome has regressed)
Also, to view source just press "view source"...it's all on one page (bleh).
Ratings
| Coolness | 61% | 3 |
| Overall | 2.55 | 597 |
| Audio | 3.19 | 130 |
| Fun | 2.59 | 482 |
| Graphics | 2.41 | 556 |
| Humor | 3.92 | 13 |
| Innovation | 2.86 | 364 |
| Mood | 2.69 | 339 |
| Theme | 2.92 | 366 |
The intro song is just awesome. I didn't get what i have to do though :/
The game ends whenever your hand gets sore, I guess.
I thought the mechanics of digging & burying are really a magical thing, I could do that all day. This game for me was very funny and obviously you didn't take a serious approach, refreshing. I think the concept has legs but could use a bit more polish.
Overall it was good for me, again the humor was great. Thanks for sharing it.
It seems to slow down after playing a short time in Chrome (Maybe 2 minutes of playtime before I closed the window fearing a crash). Also the game area renders so large that I have to scroll on my 1680x1050 laptop display.
Unless you're talking about the 'Guide' then that's meant to be just out of view