{"author_link":"\/author\/monkeymad2\/","author_name":"monkeymad2","author_uid":"7386","comments":[{"author_name":"Shmarah","author_uid":"15672","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 3:38am","epoch":1346038380,"text":"LOL."},{"author_name":"emveyh","author_uid":"8574","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 6:54pm","epoch":1346093340,"text":"What did i just play?! :D\rThe intro song is just awesome. I didn't get what i have to do though :\/"},{"author_name":"ChronoDK","author_uid":"10849","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 6:54pm","epoch":1346093340,"text":"Haha, what did I just play!? This is really weird!"},{"author_name":"cacciatc","author_uid":"127","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 9:45pm","epoch":1346103600,"text":"Nice. I like Jesus's yellow propellent pixy dust."},{"author_name":"tompudding","author_uid":"12467","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 10:08pm","epoch":1346104980,"text":"Great theme song! Enjoyably mental"},{"author_name":"monkeymad2","author_uid":"7386","time":"Aug 27, 2012 @ 10:18pm","epoch":1346105580,"text":"@emveyh you just dig flat bottomed holes for the falling bones (leaving at least two blocks above the bones) then fill in the holes when the bones hand in them.\rThe game ends whenever your hand gets sore, I guess."},{"author_name":"axcho","author_uid":"8060","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 7:48am","epoch":1346139780,"text":"Heh, almost like Tetris... in reverse, somehow. I like the way digging feels. :P"},{"author_name":"Senekis","author_uid":"15344","time":"Aug 28, 2012 @ 11:23am","epoch":1346152680,"text":"Some drinks + 6 AM + this = mindfuck."},{"author_name":"hamster_mk_4","author_uid":"4265","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 2:51am","epoch":1346208360,"text":"The spade animation was a bit too blurry. A few more frames or a longer delay would have made it easier to watch."},{"author_name":"benderbinary","author_uid":"16038","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:09am","epoch":1346216640,"text":"This is like a great episode of South Park!"},{"author_name":"benderbinary","author_uid":"16038","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:10am","epoch":1346216700,"text":"This is like a great episode of South Park! Can you upload music only :D"},{"author_name":"thewiseguy99","author_uid":"14421","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:16am","epoch":1346217060,"text":"It wasn't too blurry for me so no problems.\r\rI thought the mechanics of digging & burying are really a magical thing, I could do that all day. This game for me was very funny and obviously you didn't take a serious approach, refreshing. I think the concept has legs but could use a bit more polish. \r\rOverall it was good for me, again the humor was great. Thanks for sharing it."},{"author_name":"gnx","author_uid":"8333","time":"Aug 29, 2012 @ 9:42pm","epoch":1346276220,"text":"Wat. Also nice theme!"},{"author_name":"Sergey Mohov","author_uid":"9963","time":"Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:34am","epoch":1346293740,"text":"Hahahaha, this game has to be in an art gallery somewhere :D"},{"author_name":"csanyk","author_uid":"10473","time":"Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:37am","epoch":1346293920,"text":"Funny!\r\rIt seems to slow down after playing a short time in Chrome (Maybe 2 minutes of playtime before I closed the window fearing a crash). Also the game area renders so large that I have to scroll on my 1680x1050 laptop display."},{"author_name":"monkeymad2","author_uid":"7386","time":"Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:42am","epoch":1346294220,"text":"@csanyk If it's rendering large you probably clicked on the iOS \/ Android one - the other Web one is set to only ever be a % of the window.\rUnless you're talking about the 'Guide' then that's meant to be just out of view"},{"author_name":"zatyka","author_uid":"14357","time":"Aug 31, 2012 @ 1:25am","epoch":1346376000,"text":"Just ridiculous (in a good way). A bit buggy though."},{"author_name":"vilya","author_uid":"10456","time":"Aug 31, 2012 @ 1:54am","epoch":1346377740,"text":"I guess you need to dig pretty deep holes for the bones? I didn't manage to get any of them buried. Still, I love the idea & the humour. I had fun just watching Jesus jetting around on his yellow-green butt spray - good work!"},{"author_name":"cobrajs","author_uid":"11192","time":"Aug 31, 2012 @ 1:55am","epoch":1346377800,"text":"Hilarious game. Probably the weirdest game I've played yet. Well done!"},{"author_name":"Thurig","author_uid":"14830","time":"Aug 31, 2012 @ 6:26am","epoch":1346394060,"text":"hahaha, funny game."},{"author_name":"hnjslater","author_uid":"16286","time":"Sep 2, 2012 @ 11:59am","epoch":1346586840,"text":"Great idea!"},{"author_name":"yosh","author_uid":"6851","time":"Sep 3, 2012 @ 2:06am","epoch":1346637660,"text":"What a game... Jesus!"},{"author_name":"goerp","author_uid":"14225","time":"Sep 3, 2012 @ 7:09pm","epoch":1346699040,"text":"This was really funny and a great idea (I wish I would have thought of this)."},{"author_name":"marudziik","author_uid":"5431","time":"Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:28pm","epoch":1346948580,"text":"Well, it's funny and actually quite playable. If only there was some end goal, it would be even better. Anyway, decent entry!"},{"author_name":"Rex Peppers","author_uid":"4914","time":"Sep 7, 2012 @ 9:55pm","epoch":1347054600,"text":"Worth it for the theme song."},{"author_name":"Teknik","author_uid":"15737","time":"Sep 8, 2012 @ 8:00pm","epoch":1347134100,"text":"funny concept gameplay needs work though."},{"author_name":"savethejets1","author_uid":"15315","time":"Sep 9, 2012 @ 6:08pm","epoch":1347213780,"text":"LOL, great stuff. I enjoyed the song too!"},{"author_name":"kato9","author_uid":"5821","time":"Sep 9, 2012 @ 9:58pm","epoch":1347227580,"text":"Well, very funny concept. Gameplay is a bit slow and the controls are kind of confusing (WASD and arrow keys at the same time breaks my mind!)."},{"author_name":"tomhunt","author_uid":"7773","time":"Sep 18, 2012 @ 12:32am","epoch":1347928020,"text":"this game is pretty messed up"}],"images":["ld24\/7386-ffd6f58122f553beb91eee889f2f0fc8.jpg","ld24\/7386-8527c7aa6990e41bf1990f7a008bd22b.jpg","ld24\/7386-33f9d4d078313c2a299a9b8e6b2d731c.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/scaryg.nom.es\/playthings\/DigJesusDig","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/scaryg.nom.es\/playthings\/DigJesusDigiOS","text":"Web (iOS \/ Android)"},{"url":"http:\/\/scaryg.nom.es\/playthings\/DigJesusDig","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"29456","g_author":"7386","g_event":"LD24","g_eventkey":"12","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"29486","g_title":"Dig, Jesus! Dig!","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"597","g_commentcount":"29","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/163678\/7386-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/163678\/7386-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/163678\/7386-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"A truthful reenactment of the time roughly 9000 years ago when God and Jesus buried loads of Dinosaur bones as a big joke.\r\n\r\nSort of a cross between The Incident and Terraria.\r\n\r\n\"Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural \"...person...\" of various religious faiths and beliefs.\"\r\n\r\n\r\nKnown Bugs:\r\n -- If you miss a Dinosaur and it explodes into green dust, occasionally God will get a bit miffed and decide you don't deserve all the dinosaurs currently falling.\r\n -- Occasionally, if you jump through a dirt block at the right angle Jesus will go for what looks like a nice leisurely roller-skate over the ground.\r\n\r\n(If the game looks horribly blurry please try a different browser, Safari and Firefox work but I think Chrome has regressed)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso, to view source just press \"view source\"...it's all on one page (bleh).<\/p>","title":"Dig, Jesus! Dig!"}