You Only Get Juan by doitle

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made by doitle for LD28 (COMPO)
Edit: The size is now considerably smaller. I compressed the .wav files and also got rid of some python libraries that were being included but (hopefully) not being used. If it doesn't run for anyone leave a comment and I'll put back in whatever library is missing.

Something has come up, and I will not be able to work on this entry any more today, so I'm submitting as is. If I had more time I was planning to transition into a side-scroller pitfall-style game as you escape from the cavern.

Controls:
Arrow keys to make selections
Space or Enter to select / skip the splash screen
Escape will quit at the end
F11 will toggle fullscreen

Ratings

Coolness 95% 2
Overall 1.93 1000
Audio 2.71 400
Fun 1.75 986
Graphics 3.05 436
Humor 3.33 122
Innovation 2.05 941
Mood 2.31 791
Theme 3.26 283

Feedback

zconnelly13
16. Dec 2013 路 03:48 UTC
BAHHAHAHAHAHHA. So great. I laughed unreasonably hard at it
ambi
16. Dec 2013 路 03:49 UTC
I'm stuck at first screen after menu and character selection.
disdanes
16. Dec 2013 路 04:29 UTC
Loved it.
Piat
16. Dec 2013 路 04:30 UTC
I also only get to a screen after character selection. Not sure if that is the joke or if its a bug. Unrated until confirmation/fix
馃帳 doitle
16. Dec 2013 路 04:47 UTC
The scene after the character select is the end of the game. Something came up and I was forced to submit early before I could continue developing the cavern. If you hit escape at that point it will exit the game. Sorry for the confusion.
Piscythe
16. Dec 2013 路 05:27 UTC
I did a 40mb download for this. My one suggestion would be to compress your music - each track is over 10mb!
Crowbeak
16. Dec 2013 路 05:35 UTC
I know you didn't get hardly anywhere with this, but it still made me laugh pretty hard.
ErikU
16. Dec 2013 路 08:13 UTC
Hah, it looked so promising. That's too bad it couldn't continue, it seemed like it had a good style and humour.
ashen
16. Dec 2013 路 08:14 UTC
Ahhh the irony! Why did you even submit this? I wasted almost 10 minutes downloading and then trying to work out what is wrong with the game. Not cool.
Sheep
16. Dec 2013 路 10:58 UTC
Okay that was hilarious. Sad it was so short.
kbake
16. Dec 2013 路 18:30 UTC
I was looking forward to where this was going, the bit there is promising!
vanaficionado
16. Dec 2013 路 18:38 UTC
No content? Just a man named Juan lying dead on the ground?am I missing somthing XD? Still gets points for art/music/comedy!
LTPATS
16. Dec 2013 路 20:59 UTC
Even though it's not complete I still really enjoyed it. The use of the theme is fantastic and the abruptness of the ending is actually kinda charming in a way, the music really helps.
@TeddyNashor
16. Dec 2013 路 21:38 UTC
stuck on your second screenshot screen?
LastResortGames
16. Dec 2013 路 23:41 UTC
I don't know if I should rate it as if the final product was what you had intended all along because it's pretty entertaining on its own. And the music is nice.
ResponSyS
17. Dec 2013 路 01:44 UTC
I knew I was the only one that would have this idea!
ResponSyS
17. Dec 2013 路 01:48 UTC
wasn't*
seagaia
17. Dec 2013 路 07:17 UTC
The character select was funny
MrTedders
17. Dec 2013 路 19:27 UTC
It was a pretty amazing experience. Good work!
Lacutis
18. Dec 2013 路 04:04 UTC
Funny, I wish I would have known it wasnt finished but I'll give you credit for theme heh.

I put a windows version of my LD up like you asked for if you want to check it out.
MRvanderPants
18. Dec 2013 路 17:44 UTC
Cool graphics, but there wasn't anything happening after the char selection
suoraviiva
18. Dec 2013 路 18:23 UTC
A bit short ;) Looking promising, though!
30dogs
18. Dec 2013 路 20:26 UTC
Hilarious. Too bad we don't get to see the finished product. I find myself having trouble giving you a low score on anything besides Fun.
Bruno Massa
19. Dec 2013 路 06:15 UTC
CRAZY! hahahaha loved it.
馃帳 doitle
20. Dec 2013 路 01:13 UTC
I really hope Lost King is planning to post the soundtrack for this somewhere for download.
馃帳 doitle
20. Dec 2013 路 01:18 UTC
^ is meant for another game. Press X to Win specifically...
GarethIW
20. Dec 2013 路 08:41 UTC
Hahaha, worth it for a giggle. Shame you didn't have time to make the actual game ;)
DDRKirby(ISQ)
24. Dec 2013 路 10:20 UTC
so much potential D:
huhwhozat
05. Jan 2014 路 00:14 UTC
I can sum this up with one word: Heh.