{"author_link":"\/author\/doitle\/","author_name":"doitle","author_uid":"3578","comments":[{"author_name":"zconnelly13","author_uid":"3372","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:53am","epoch":1387165680,"text":"BAHHAHAHAHAHHA. So great. I laughed unreasonably hard at it"},{"author_name":"ambi","author_uid":"31451","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:54am","epoch":1387165740,"text":"I'm stuck at first screen after menu and character selection."},{"author_name":"disdanes","author_uid":"25239","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 4:34am","epoch":1387168140,"text":"Loved it."},{"author_name":"Piat","author_uid":"25677","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 4:35am","epoch":1387168200,"text":"I also only get to a screen after character selection. Not sure if that is the joke or if its a bug. Unrated until confirmation\/fix"},{"author_name":"doitle","author_uid":"3578","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 4:52am","epoch":1387169220,"text":"The scene after the character select is the end of the game. Something came up and I was forced to submit early before I could continue developing the cavern. If you hit escape at that point it will exit the game. Sorry for the confusion."},{"author_name":"Piscythe","author_uid":"29376","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 5:32am","epoch":1387171620,"text":"I did a 40mb download for this. My one suggestion would be to compress your music - each track is over 10mb!"},{"author_name":"Crowbeak","author_uid":"16689","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 5:40am","epoch":1387172100,"text":"I know you didn't get hardly anywhere with this, but it still made me laugh pretty hard."},{"author_name":"ErikU","author_uid":"30880","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 8:18am","epoch":1387181580,"text":"Hah, it looked so promising. That's too bad it couldn't continue, it seemed like it had a good style and humour."},{"author_name":"ashen","author_uid":"29060","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 8:19am","epoch":1387181640,"text":"Ahhh the irony!  Why did you even submit this?  I wasted almost 10 minutes downloading and then trying to work out what is wrong with the game.  Not cool."},{"author_name":"Sheep","author_uid":"5959","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 11:03am","epoch":1387191480,"text":"Okay that was hilarious. Sad it was so short."},{"author_name":"kbake","author_uid":"29937","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 6:35pm","epoch":1387218600,"text":"I was looking forward to where this was going, the bit there is promising!"},{"author_name":"vanaficionado","author_uid":"30806","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 6:43pm","epoch":1387219080,"text":"No content? Just a man named Juan lying dead on the ground?am I missing somthing XD? Still gets points for art\/music\/comedy!"},{"author_name":"LTPATS","author_uid":"29798","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 9:04pm","epoch":1387227540,"text":"Even though it's not complete I still really enjoyed it. The use of the theme is fantastic and the abruptness of the ending is actually kinda charming in a way, the music really helps."},{"author_name":"@TeddyNashor","author_uid":"24963","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 9:43pm","epoch":1387229880,"text":"stuck on your second screenshot screen?"},{"author_name":"LastResortGames","author_uid":"5040","time":"Dec 16, 2013 @ 11:46pm","epoch":1387237260,"text":"I don't know if I should rate it as if the final product was what you had intended all along because it's pretty entertaining on its own. And the music is nice."},{"author_name":"ResponSyS","author_uid":"31865","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:49am","epoch":1387244640,"text":"I knew I was the only one that would have this idea!"},{"author_name":"ResponSyS","author_uid":"31865","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:53am","epoch":1387244880,"text":"wasn't*"},{"author_name":"seagaia","author_uid":"7853","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:22am","epoch":1387264620,"text":"The character select was funny"},{"author_name":"MrTedders","author_uid":"29094","time":"Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:32pm","epoch":1387308420,"text":"It was a pretty amazing experience. Good work!"},{"author_name":"Lacutis","author_uid":"11378","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 4:09am","epoch":1387339440,"text":"Funny, I wish I would have known it wasnt finished but I'll give you credit for theme heh.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I put a windows version of my LD up like you asked for if you want to check it out."},{"author_name":"MRvanderPants","author_uid":"20836","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 5:49pm","epoch":1387388640,"text":"Cool graphics, but there wasn't anything happening after the char selection"},{"author_name":"suoraviiva","author_uid":"27076","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 6:28pm","epoch":1387390980,"text":"A bit short ;) Looking promising, though!"},{"author_name":"30dogs","author_uid":"12480","time":"Dec 18, 2013 @ 8:31pm","epoch":1387398360,"text":"Hilarious. Too bad we don't get to see the finished product. I find myself having trouble giving you a low score on anything besides Fun."},{"author_name":"Bruno Massa","author_uid":"26154","time":"Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:20am","epoch":1387433700,"text":"CRAZY! hahahaha loved it."},{"author_name":"doitle","author_uid":"3578","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 1:18am","epoch":1387501980,"text":"I really hope Lost King is planning to post the soundtrack for this somewhere for download."},{"author_name":"doitle","author_uid":"3578","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 1:23am","epoch":1387502280,"text":"^ is meant for another game. Press X to Win specifically..."},{"author_name":"GarethIW","author_uid":"20364","time":"Dec 20, 2013 @ 8:46am","epoch":1387528860,"text":"Hahaha, worth it for a giggle. Shame you didn't have time to make the actual game ;)"},{"author_name":"DDRKirby(ISQ)","author_uid":"7285","time":"Dec 24, 2013 @ 10:25am","epoch":1387880400,"text":"so much potential D:"},{"author_name":"huhwhozat","author_uid":"3023","time":"Jan 5, 2014 @ 12:19am","epoch":1388880840,"text":"I can sum this up with one word: Heh."}],"images":["ld28\/3578-6d7affc9c19a4fc1fee7b820b53c1103.jpg","ld28\/3578-99a6772b0a833b2be86b88ae7a5b43f7.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/hjzudqkbxkrn6ys\/LD28_Dist.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/j251eso0tv0960k\/LD28.zip","text":"Linux"},{"url":"https:\/\/bitbucket.org\/doitle\/ld28","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"22708","g_author":"3578","g_event":"LD28","g_eventkey":"20","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"22738","g_title":"You Only Get Juan","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1000","g_commentcount":"29","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/3578-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/308734\/3578-shot1.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Edit: The size is now considerably smaller. I compressed the .wav files and also got rid of some python libraries that were being included but (hopefully) not being used. If it doesn't run for anyone leave a comment and I'll put back in whatever library is missing.\r\n\r\nSomething has come up, and I will not be able to work on this entry any more today, so I'm submitting as is. If I had more time I was planning to transition into a side-scroller pitfall-style game as you escape from the cavern.\r\n\r\nControls:\r\nArrow keys to make selections\r\nSpace or Enter to select \/ skip the splash screen\r\nEscape will quit at the end\r\nF11 will toggle fullscreen","title":"You Only Get Juan"}