Ostrich Simulator 9001 by kivifreak

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made by kivifreak for LD29 (COMPO)
What's this ?!?
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Put your head in the ground and defeat the evil things down in the ground.
BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OSTRICH!!!
Level up in the shop, which you need to complete the game and behave like an ostrich.

Controls
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W A S D (or keys) to move
Spacebar for action and samurai sword
Mouse for gun and entering shop



Tools used
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Languages: Java, Processing, ProcessingJS, buzz.js
Some generic sound algorithm & Garage Band
Paintbrush and GIMP (to pixelize pictures from outside and made) --> you'll see the quality defers.
Online Converters


I will be very impressed when you defeat the game and the TWO bosses.

Ratings

Coolness 51% 3
Overall 3.68 147
Audio 3.52 143
Fun 3.81 72
Graphics 2.94 700
Humor 4.03 19
Innovation 3.57 216
Mood 3.26 324
Theme 4.07 32

Feedback

madhoe
28. Apr 2014 · 03:53 UTC
LOL oh man, this is edgy as hell. Made my day! :D
GiveMeAllYourCats
28. Apr 2014 · 10:34 UTC
Simply amazing. It's not a complex game but just simple and very theme related with great humor xD 5/5!
DFectuoso
28. Apr 2014 · 17:46 UTC
Amazing game, fun and addictive
Bronaldplo
29. Apr 2014 · 09:14 UTC
Nice game, Good transalation of the Theme :)
Boltz Game Studios
29. Apr 2014 · 09:43 UTC
Lol, love it. Really like the mirrored relative controls on the head.
teambrookvale
29. Apr 2014 · 09:59 UTC
Haha! Awesome! It's fun and good approach on the theme
Gareth Jenkins
29. Apr 2014 · 15:50 UTC
Lots of fun ;)
danialhyatt
29. Apr 2014 · 21:41 UTC
Loved this! Hilarious and it made me dizzy. quite addictive too!
jeffz
29. Apr 2014 · 22:04 UTC
Hilarious idea. For some reason the audio didn't work on chrome (latest version) so I have rated n/a for audio.
sugarbyte
29. Apr 2014 · 23:06 UTC
Funny and fun :D
KevinWorkman
30. Apr 2014 · 01:42 UTC
Hahaha this was really funny. Might be my favorite game so far. Nice work using Processing!
dcolgan
30. Apr 2014 · 18:18 UTC
Truly the greatest LD game ever. You definitely had me playing for over an hour. Full marks all around.
ThingoStudios
30. Apr 2014 · 22:56 UTC
It's not particularly difficult or original, but it's pretty funny and it has some cool music. I played for about half an hour when I should have been doing work, so you're definitely on par with Dice Wars here.

The two complaints I have with this game are 1) the "YOU DIED!" text never goes away, which gets pretty obnoxious pretty fast, and 2) it takes waaaaay too long to grind for the items. If you had the coins correspond to real world US currency (pennies/nickels/dimes/quarters/half-dollars/dollar coins) it would make the most sense, in my opinion.

Oh, and also-- Shoop da Whoop? 9001? It's not 2007 anymore, dude!
🎤 kivifreak
01. May 2014 · 10:29 UTC
Fixed the thing with the gametext and yeah you are probably right :P
🎤 kivifreak
01. May 2014 · 11:37 UTC
And since the coin growth is exponentional you only need to achieve some deeper depths to win.
mcburrobit
01. May 2014 · 12:07 UTC
One of the best, if not THE best ostrich simulator I've ever seen.
Hippolyta
01. May 2014 · 12:10 UTC
Funny and smooth!
Had a lot of fun playing your game - nice job! :-)
smbe19
02. May 2014 · 01:36 UTC
Great game. No pun intended.
Love the music.
Ithildin
02. May 2014 · 10:11 UTC
This is incredibly addictive, hilariously funny and the music track is awesome!

Well done!
Ithildin
02. May 2014 · 13:58 UTC
One question: When you buy the second item (800$) your money falls down to -4000 O_o

Is this bug or feature?
🎤 kivifreak
02. May 2014 · 14:35 UTC
let's say i tweaked the feature in favor of the player now ;)
BeeintheCarGames
02. May 2014 · 16:28 UTC
I laughed. Good work!
FrozenCow
04. May 2014 · 13:03 UTC
This cracked me up. Awesome idea!