{"author_link":"\/author\/kivifrewak\/","author_name":"kivifreak","author_uid":"10516","comments":[{"author_name":"madhoe","author_uid":"35189","time":"Apr 28, 2014 @ 3:58am","epoch":1398657180,"text":"LOL oh man, this is edgy as hell. Made my day! :D"},{"author_name":"GiveMeAllYourCats","author_uid":"32239","time":"Apr 28, 2014 @ 10:39am","epoch":1398681240,"text":"Simply amazing. It's not a complex game but just simple and very theme related with great humor xD 5\/5!"},{"author_name":"DFectuoso","author_uid":"3319","time":"Apr 28, 2014 @ 5:51pm","epoch":1398707160,"text":"Amazing game, fun and addictive"},{"author_name":"Bronaldplo","author_uid":"35930","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 9:19am","epoch":1398762840,"text":"Nice game, Good transalation of the Theme :)"},{"author_name":"Boltz Game Studios","author_uid":"34413","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 9:48am","epoch":1398764580,"text":"Lol, love it. Really like the mirrored relative controls on the head."},{"author_name":"teambrookvale","author_uid":"34127","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 10:04am","epoch":1398765540,"text":"Haha! Awesome! It's fun and good approach on the theme"},{"author_name":"Gareth Jenkins","author_uid":"7693","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 3:55pm","epoch":1398786600,"text":"Lots of fun ;)"},{"author_name":"danialhyatt","author_uid":"34578","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 9:46pm","epoch":1398807660,"text":"Loved this! Hilarious and it made me dizzy. quite addictive too!"},{"author_name":"jeffz","author_uid":"4842","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 10:09pm","epoch":1398809040,"text":"Hilarious idea. For some reason the audio didn't work on chrome (latest version) so I have rated n\/a for audio."},{"author_name":"sugarbyte","author_uid":"34276","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 11:11pm","epoch":1398812760,"text":"Funny and fun :D"},{"author_name":"KevinWorkman","author_uid":"5364","time":"Apr 30, 2014 @ 1:47am","epoch":1398822120,"text":"Hahaha this was really funny. Might be my favorite game so far. Nice work using Processing!"},{"author_name":"dcolgan","author_uid":"2293","time":"Apr 30, 2014 @ 6:23pm","epoch":1398881880,"text":"Truly the greatest LD game ever. You definitely had me playing for over an hour. Full marks all around."},{"author_name":"ThingoStudios","author_uid":"31541","time":"Apr 30, 2014 @ 11:01pm","epoch":1398898560,"text":"It's not particularly difficult or original, but it's pretty funny and it has some cool music. I played for about half an hour when I should have been doing work, so you're definitely on par with Dice Wars here.\r\rThe two complaints I have with this game are 1) the "YOU DIED!" text never goes away, which gets pretty obnoxious pretty fast, and 2) it takes waaaaay too long to grind for the items. If you had the coins correspond to real world US currency (pennies\/nickels\/dimes\/quarters\/half-dollars\/dollar coins) it would make the most sense, in my opinion.\r\rOh, and also-- Shoop da Whoop? 9001? It's not 2007 anymore, dude!"},{"author_name":"kivifreak","author_uid":"10516","time":"May 1, 2014 @ 10:34am","epoch":1398940140,"text":"Fixed the thing with the gametext and yeah you are probably right :P"},{"author_name":"kivifreak","author_uid":"10516","time":"May 1, 2014 @ 11:42am","epoch":1398944220,"text":"And since the coin growth is exponentional you only need to achieve some deeper depths to win."},{"author_name":"mcburrobit","author_uid":"25317","time":"May 1, 2014 @ 12:12pm","epoch":1398946020,"text":"One of the best, if not THE best ostrich simulator I've ever seen."},{"author_name":"Hippolyta","author_uid":"32967","time":"May 1, 2014 @ 12:15pm","epoch":1398946200,"text":"Funny and smooth!\rHad a lot of fun playing your game - nice job! :-)"},{"author_name":"smbe19","author_uid":"37059","time":"May 2, 2014 @ 1:41am","epoch":1398994560,"text":"Great game. No pun intended.\rLove the music."},{"author_name":"Ithildin","author_uid":"15664","time":"May 2, 2014 @ 10:16am","epoch":1399025460,"text":"This is incredibly addictive, hilariously funny and the music track is awesome!\r\rWell done!"},{"author_name":"Ithildin","author_uid":"15664","time":"May 2, 2014 @ 2:03pm","epoch":1399039080,"text":"One question: When you buy the second item (800$) your money falls down to -4000 O_o \r\rIs this bug or feature?"},{"author_name":"kivifreak","author_uid":"10516","time":"May 2, 2014 @ 2:40pm","epoch":1399041300,"text":"let's say i tweaked the feature in favor of the player now ;)"},{"author_name":"BeeintheCarGames","author_uid":"35402","time":"May 2, 2014 @ 4:33pm","epoch":1399048080,"text":"I laughed. Good work!"},{"author_name":"FrozenCow","author_uid":"8435","time":"May 4, 2014 @ 1:08pm","epoch":1399208580,"text":"This cracked me up. Awesome idea!"}],"images":["ld29\/10516-829eed23f82dbe03c13bfb162703704e.jpg","ld29\/10516-811a9209c665d1855eac09354ee9c6d3.jpg","ld29\/10516-71dfc3b709912c410785134642585d13.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/dekeyser.ch\/somegames\/OstrichSim\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/dekeyser.ch\/somegames\/OstrichSim\/LD_29.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"20637","g_author":"10516","g_event":"LD29","g_eventkey":"22","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"20666","g_title":"Ostrich Simulator 9001","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"147","g_commentcount":"23","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/342546\/10516-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/342546\/10516-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/342546\/10516-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"What's this ?!?\r\n--------------------------------\r\nPut your head in the ground and defeat the evil things down in the ground.\r\nBECAUSE YOU ARE AN OSTRICH!!!\r\nLevel up in the shop, which you need to complete the game and behave like an ostrich.\r\n\r\nControls\r\n--------------------------------\r\nW A S D (or keys) to move\r\nSpacebar for action and samurai sword\r\nMouse for gun and entering shop\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTools used\r\n--------------------------------\r\nLanguages: Java, Processing, ProcessingJS, buzz.js\r\nSome generic sound algorithm & Garage Band\r\nPaintbrush and GIMP (to pixelize pictures from outside and made) --> you'll see the quality defers.\r\nOnline Converters\r\n\r\n\r\nI will be very impressed when you defeat the game and the TWO bosses.","title":"Ostrich Simulator 9001"}