This is great! I love it

I fell on an man and he died :O
Very nice, entertaining!

I found a bug:
(if 0 is 0) [
The man believes you. He says: "I believe you." His face is now very close to yours.
[Lean in for a kiss|Interrupt]
[Back away|Interrupt]
[Use weapon|Interrupt]
] There's nothing before this to do (else:) with.

I like the game though. It was interesting to play a textgame for a change.
Also, +1 for gay love.

I actually smirked at the end. Didn't see that one coming. :p

Hah...lots of humor in this text adventure. I clicked "use weapon" the whole way through.

Cool game. Nice joke

Oh no, I used a pun to talk to the cute muscle girl. Bad way to start a conversation. Minimalistic, but humorous

...GROAN

That was kind of cute, though, heh. A lot of it seemed pretty random but it was fun.

A conversational adventure! Loved it! :D by the way... you are insane! UncoInventional weapon? Really? haha