{"author_link":"\/author\/_waterman7_\/","author_name":"Waterman7","author_uid":"31692","comments":[{"author_name":"Maxom","author_uid":"34802","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:08pm","epoch":1429552980,"text":"This is great! I love it"},{"author_name":"PlasmaErnst","author_uid":"52774","time":"Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:42am","epoch":1429681020,"text":"I fell on an man and he died :O\r<br\/>Very nice, entertaining!"},{"author_name":"Diventurer","author_uid":"7567","time":"Apr 22, 2015 @ 2:26pm","epoch":1429712460,"text":"I found a bug: \r<br\/>(if 0 is 0) [\r<br\/>The man believes you. He says: &quot;I believe you.&quot; His face is now very close to yours.\r<br\/>[Lean in for a kiss|Interrupt]\r<br\/>[Back away|Interrupt]\r<br\/>[Use weapon|Interrupt]\r<br\/>] There's nothing before this to do (else:) with. \r<br\/>\r<br\/>I like the game though. It was interesting to play a textgame for a change.\r<br\/>Also, +1 for gay love.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I actually smirked at the end. Didn't see that one coming. :p"},{"author_name":"richiebranson","author_uid":"51385","time":"Apr 23, 2015 @ 12:12am","epoch":1429747620,"text":"Hah...lots of humor in this text adventure. I clicked &quot;use weapon&quot; the whole way through."},{"author_name":"Junber","author_uid":"33967","time":"Apr 23, 2015 @ 2:50pm","epoch":1429800300,"text":"Cool game. Nice joke"},{"author_name":"philipp","author_uid":"21997","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 12:18pm","epoch":1429877580,"text":"Oh no, I used a pun to talk to the cute muscle girl. Bad way to start a conversation. Minimalistic, but humorous"},{"author_name":"Chaoseed","author_uid":"1161","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 12:29pm","epoch":1429878240,"text":"...GROAN\r<br\/>\r<br\/>That was kind of cute, though, heh. A lot of it seemed pretty random but it was fun."},{"author_name":"reiknight","author_uid":"36994","time":"May 10, 2015 @ 9:06am","epoch":1431248460,"text":"A conversational adventure! Loved it! :D by the way... you are insane! UncoInventional weapon? Really? haha"}],"images":["ld32\/31692-b73e9864fc01268857aea25d82d84649.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/w7games.bplaced.net\/files\/Uncoinventional.html","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"11451","g_author":"31692","g_event":"LD32","g_eventkey":"27","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"11481","g_title":"Uncoinventional","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"264","g_commentcount":"8","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/31692-shot0-1429490217.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You have a weapon. You don't know what it does.\r\n\r\nPrepare yourself for an epic text-adventure including:\r\n\r\n- Mystery!\r\n- Adventure!\r\n- Choice!\r\n- Treasure!\r\n- Love!\r\n- Crime!\r\n- Beer!","title":"Uncoinventional"}