{"author_name":"karlipoppins","cat":"LD #34","comments":[],"epoch":1450289280,"likes":2,"metadata":{"p_key":"9635","p_author":"karlipoppins","p_authorkey":"43949","p_urlkey":"44856","p_title":"The Drunken Executioner","p_cat":"LD #34","p_event":"LD34","p_time":"1450289280","p_likes":"2","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"43949","us_name":"karlipoppins","us_username":"karlipoppins","event_start":"1449792000","event_key":"31","event_name":"LD34"},"text":"<p>You are Eugene, the executioner. And you have a drinking problem.<\/p>\n <p>Luckily for you, the most beloved King has entrusted you with the important tool to educate the people: <strong>the death penalty<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n <p><img src=\"https:\/\/cdn.pbrd.co\/images\/56arLvl.gif\" alt=\"Preview\" \/><\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-34\/?action=preview&amp;uid=43949\">Play it here!<\/a><\/p>","time":"December 16th, 2015 1:08 pm","title":"The Drunken Executioner"}