{"author_name":"GeeItSomeLaldy","cat":"LD #34","comments":[],"epoch":1450378380,"likes":2,"metadata":{"p_key":"9579","p_author":"GeeItSomeLaldy","p_authorkey":"40246","p_urlkey":"44799","p_title":"Eva Ness goes to Hell is a terrible game","p_cat":"LD #34","p_event":"LD34","p_time":"1450378380","p_likes":"2","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"40246","us_name":"GeeItSomeLaldy","us_username":"\/author\/geeitsomelaldy\/","event_start":"1449792000","event_key":"31","event_name":"LD34"},"text":"

Seriously. I just made a terrible game.<\/p>\n

Saturday morning. 2 am. Walking home from my friends house warming. The themes come up.<\/p>\n

‘Hah.’ I thought, ‘Growing… what if I did a game where you grow wings?’<\/p>\n

‘Two button controls? I can totally make a platform game with two buttons.’<\/p>\n

Can I f***.<\/p>\n

Mouse aiming. Left button leap forward. Right button fire your uzi. What a piece of sh…\u00a0Genius.<\/p>\n

Maybe I should just stop making platform games.<\/p>\n

You can play and rate this travesty here:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-34\/?action=preview&uid=40246<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tags: travesty<\/a><\/p>","time":"December 17th, 2015 1:53 pm","title":"Eva Ness goes to Hell is a terrible game"}