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\"ld36\"<\/a><\/p>\n

For anyone using a 329\u00d7277 monitor, I made you a wallpaper! You can use it for a little while but remember to credit me!! (If you can\u2019t see the image then someone must have\u00a0stolen it\u2026)<\/em><\/p>\n

In the above wallpaper, you see a glimpse\u00a0of the number line. A number line is a complicated mathematical concept\u00a0meaning a line of numbers. The wallpaper only features\u00a0a short bit though, because people have come up with\u00a0quite many other numbers too (for example, 1, 7264, 25, -1, and goooooooooooogle).<\/p>\n

36<\/strong> is one of the tourist attractions\u00a0on our\u00a0sight-seeing trip\u00a0through the number line. It\u2019s both a square number,\u00a0a triangular number, and a circular number at the same time. If you have a room\u00a0consisting of\u00a0exactly one of them, the\u00a0sum of the room\u2019s elements is\u00a036<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013\u00a0although\u00a0no formal proof of this has ever been written.<\/p>\n

But if you have two of them chilling out in\u00a0the same room, their sum is\u00a072, the amount of hours in the LD jam. Coincidentally,\u00a072 divided by two is 36<\/strong>,\u00a0<\/strong>which has piqued the interest of the international community of\u00a0angry bloggers seeing a conspiracy everywhere.<\/p>\n

Now, if\u00a0these two\u00a036<\/strong>s couldn\u2019t find a way out of the room, one could insert the other\u00a0into a phone number to make an international direct-dialphone call to Hungary with the code +36<\/strong>. They could then call Englkykl\u00f6s \u201cGlxblt\u201d Vasarn\u00e0pzsczitzocwek (no relation to the popular car salesman) to ask him about his opinion on the M\u0101ori legend about the creation of mankind where 36<\/strong> gods assembled the various parts of the first human.<\/p>\n

Good old Englkykl\u00f6s would answer in his usual wisdom, paraphrasing a carefully selected contemplative Zen koan: \u201cWould you fucking stop it with these prank calls already? This is the\u00a036<\/strong>th time.\u201d<\/p>\n

Meanwhile somewhere else, but still on Earth, a scientist (age\u00a036<\/strong>) returns to his laboratory, deep in the basement of a lucratively funded research complex. He meets with an army\u00a0major with 36<\/strong> medals, and they both turn their keys in two<\/del>\u00a036<\/strong> secure locks at the same time, opening massive blast doors. The scientist then\u00a0carries on, putting on equipment he got for free from the Australian basketball team, The Adelaide 36<\/strong>ers.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s not protective equipment or anything, he\u2019s just a fan of the team.<\/p>\n

The scientist then\u00a0carries\u00a0a piece of krypton from the hazardous materials storage using\u00a0a 36<\/strong>-inch pipe wrench (known colloquially in the American oilfield business as \u201ca 36<\/strong>\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0and in Europe as \u201ca 91.44\u201d).<\/p>\n

He carefully places the piece on a desk, rips off\u00a0the warning labels about krypton exposure from the 36<\/strong>\u00a0kilograms of\u00a0explosives someone\u2019s left lying around again, takes out an electron microscope, and zooms in as close as he can get.<\/p>\n

Okay, this is weird\u2013 Whoops, the\u00a0microscope was nowhere close to the piece. Hehe, I guess accidents happen even to professionals! The scientist\u00a0reminisces about the time he lucked out\u00a0a perfect score of 36<\/strong> on\u00a0the ACT tests by just answering questions randomly, and concludes total chaos is\u00a0the foundation\u00a0of good science.<\/p>\n

After watching 36<\/strong>\u00a0videos from the weird part of Youtube to procrastinate,\u00a0he\u00a0then adjusts the\u00a0position of the microscope 36<\/strong> times before getting it right.<\/p>\n

Finally, the results are\u00a0conclusive:\u00a0the atomic number of krypton is still 36\u00a0<\/strong>today.<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

But after all this,\u00a0where does\u00a0the concept of Love<\/a> come in? What\u2019s so special about Niels Bohr anyway? And who the hell\u00a0ordered\u00a036<\/strong> extra large pizzas to\u00a0my address? I\u2019m not gonna pay for these, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\n

Find out, or don\u2019t, AND MORE, as Jwatt does Ludum Dare 36<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Tags: <3<\/a>, #23<\/a>, #26<\/a>, #27<\/a>, #31<\/a>, #8<\/a>, 1<\/a>, 10<\/a>, 11<\/a>, 12<\/a>, 13<\/a>, 14<\/a>, 15<\/a>, 16<\/a>, 17<\/a>, 18<\/a>, 19<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 20<\/a>, 21<\/a>, 22<\/a>, 24<\/a>, 25<\/a>, 28<\/a>, 29<\/a>, 30<\/a>, 32<\/a>, 33<\/a>, 34<\/a>, 35<\/a>, 36<\/a>, 4<\/a>, 5<\/a>, 6<\/a>, 7<\/a>, 9<\/a><\/p>","time":"August 22nd, 2016 12:41 pm","title":"LD36 wallpaper","title_was_empty":false}