GREETINGS, COMRADE! IT IS DEAR LEADER!

OUR WORKERS HAVE FINISHED THE KITCHEN FOR YOU TO COOK IN! PRAISE BE TO DEAR LEADER (ME)!

IT IS A MODERN KITCHEN WITH UP TO FOUR COOKING DEVICES! AS TIME IS NOW ILLEGAL, ALL CLOCKS IN THE AREA HAVE BEEN DEALT WITH. IF THE STRESS OF HELPING YOUR FELLOW COMRADES GROWS TOO MUCH, JUST GAZE UPON DEAR LEADER AND BE AT EASE!

WHY CAN YOU NOT GET COOKING NOW, YOU ASK? THAT IS STRIKE TWO, NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, COMRADE.

MY SECRET WORKERS ARE INSTALLING DEVICES TO MONITOR YOUR PROGRESS. WE CANNOT HAVE YOU CHARRING THE FOODS OR SMUGGLING CONTRABAND WATCHES! WORRY NOT, IF YOU FAIL, THERE ARE DOZENS MORE COMRADES ABLE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE!

PRAISE BE TO DEAR LEADER!