{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/kevinzuhn\/","author_name":"KevinZuhn","cat":"LD #27","categories":["LD #27"],"comments":[],"epoch":1377519060,"event":"LD27","likes":4,"metadata":{"p_key":"79282","p_author":"KevinZuhn","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"288292","p_title":"Time To Cook, Comrades!","p_cat":"LD #27","p_event":"LD27","p_time":"1377519060","p_likes":"4","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1377216000","event_key":"18","event_name":"LD27"},"source_url":"2013\/08\/26\/time-to-cook-comrades\/","text":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/TTCCScreen021.jpg\"><img alt=\"TTCCScreen02\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-288318\" height=\"384\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/TTCCScreen021.jpg\" width=\"512\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>GREETINGS, COMRADES! IT IS DEAR LEADER! THE KITCHEN IS READY! IF TIME WERE NOT ILLEGAL BY MY ORDER, IT WOULD NOW BE TIME TO COOK. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/ludum-dare-27\/?action=preview&amp;uid=8695\">GET COOKING!<\/a><\/p>","time":"August 26th, 2013 12:11 pm","title":"Time To Cook, Comrades!","title_was_empty":false}