I’m Cheating. :D
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Yesterday I got my wisdom teeth removed. Now, I’m on totally psychadelic drugs. Oxyconton, Oxycodone, prescription strength Ibuprofen, antibiotics with some weird side effects, and an anti nausea drug known to cause hallucinations. I now exist in a state in which none of you can. My ideas will be invincible. XD
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