{"assets":[],"author_link":"author\/pov\/","author_name":"PoV","cat":"LD #10.5 - Unexpected\/Surprise - 2008","categories":["LD #10.5 - Unexpected\/Surprise - 2008"],"comments":[],"epoch":1203456420,"event":"LD10","likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"75953","p_author":"PoV","p_authorkey":"0","p_urlkey":"283622","p_title":"Noo!  Stop it Time!","p_cat":"LD #10.5 - Unexpected\/Surprise - 2008","p_event":"LD10","p_time":"1203456420","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":null,"us_name":null,"us_username":null,"event_start":"1197590400","event_key":"88","event_name":"LD10"},"source_url":"2008\/02\/19\/noo-stop-it-time\/","text":"<p>Nooo!  How dare you be Wednesday already Time!  I\u2019m not ready yet!   Noooo!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s all your fault Time!  Blamed is you!<\/p>","time":"February 19th, 2008 9:27 pm","title":"Noo!  Stop it Time!"}