{"author_name": "brandonman", "cat": "LD #13 - Roads - 2008", "comments": [], "epoch": 1228536000, "likes": 0, "metadata": {"p_key": "74423", "p_author": "brandonman", "p_authorkey": "466", "p_urlkey": "110255", "p_title": "The Road to Pain!", "p_cat": "LD #13 - Roads - 2008", "p_event": "LD13", "p_time": "1228536000", "p_likes": "0", "p_comments": "0", "p_status": "UPD5", "us_key": "466", "us_name": "brandonman", "us_username": "brandonman", "event_start": "1228435200", "event_key": "92", "event_name": "LD13"}, "text": "<p><strong>Yes, Road to Pain. It involves Chuck Norris. You can not go wrong with Chuck Norris, thus I shall win. 😉</strong></p>\n <p><img src=\"http://www.hergesgames.com/RoadToPainScreen.jpg\" alt=\"Road to Pain Splash Screen.\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" /></p>\n <p> </p>\n <p> </p>\n <p> </p>", "time": "December 5th, 2008 11:00 pm", "title": "The Road to Pain!"}