{"author_name":"snowyowl","cat":"LD #17 - Islands - 2010","comments":[],"epoch":1272086700,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"71278","p_author":"snowyowl","p_authorkey":"1441","p_urlkey":"107099","p_title":"Demotivational","p_cat":"LD #17 - Islands - 2010","p_event":"LD17","p_time":"1272086700","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"1441","us_name":"snowyowl","us_username":"snowyowl","event_start":"1271980800","event_key":"3","event_name":"LD17"},"text":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/automotivator5.jpg\" alt=\"automotivator\" width=\"500\" height=\"399\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17008\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/automotivator5-300x239.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/automotivator5.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n <p>Answer: Everything&#8217;s more awesome with pirates!<\/p>","time":"April 24th, 2010 12:25 am","title":"Demotivational"}