{"author_name":"Cosine","cat":"LD  #18 - Enemies as Weapons - 2010","comments":[],"epoch":1282403400,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"69813","p_author":"Cosine","p_authorkey":"724","p_urlkey":"105618","p_title":"Constatine Sucks: Update 2","p_cat":"LD  #18 - Enemies as Weapons - 2010","p_event":"LD18","p_time":"1282403400","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"724","us_name":"Cosine","us_username":"\/author\/cosine\/","event_start":"1282262400","event_key":"4","event_name":"LD18"},"text":"<p>Update: Constatine can now suck.<br \/>\n <img src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/constatine2.png\" alt=\"constatine2\" width=\"656\" height=\"518\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24349\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/constatine2-550x434.png 550w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/constatine2.png 656w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><br \/>\n So far, he has sucked a blue and a red soul, managed by his handy Souladex! The Souladex can only hold two souls at a time.<br \/>\n Not pictured: Green souls, which let you doublejump, and yellow souls which make you win.<\/p>\n <p>A lighthearted apology to anyone named Constatine. There&#8217;s probably nobody out there, since it&#8217;s really just a typo of Constantine. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>","time":"August 21st, 2010 10:10 am","title":"Constatine Sucks: Update 2"}