{"author_name":"evilseanbot","cat":"LD #24","comments":[],"epoch":1345875060,"likes":2,"metadata":{"p_key":"53833","p_author":"evilseanbot","p_authorkey":"7902","p_urlkey":"89536","p_title":"","p_cat":"LD #24","p_event":"LD24","p_time":"1345875060","p_likes":"2","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"7902","us_name":"evilseanbot","us_username":"evilseanbot","event_start":"1345766400","event_key":"12","event_name":"LD24"},"text":"<p>Do you ever think that you wern&#8217;t made for office slavery?<\/p>\n <p>Do you ever think that that&#8217;s not in your DNA? That you were made for a different world?<\/p>\n <p>A world where you climbed mountains and drank from waterfalls?<\/p>\n <p>How could you get to that world?<\/p>\n <p>Riding horseback with your hair blazing in the wind, trampling garbage cans with your hooves.<\/p>\n <p>How could you find a horse here?<\/p>\n <p>You would make it<\/p>\n <p>Out of paper<\/p>","time":"August 25th, 2012 1:11 am","title":""}