{"author_name":"SharkApple","cat":"LD #25","comments":[],"epoch":1355698260,"likes":0,"metadata":{"p_key":"47994","p_author":"SharkApple","p_authorkey":"5423","p_urlkey":"83659","p_title":"ARGH JAVA","p_cat":"LD #25","p_event":"LD25","p_time":"1355698260","p_likes":"0","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"5423","us_name":"SharkApple","us_username":"sharkapple","event_start":"1355443200","event_key":"14","event_name":"LD25"},"text":"<p>Dammit, Java!!\u00a0 Why can you not override member variables??<\/p>","time":"December 16th, 2012 5:51 pm","title":"ARGH JAVA"}