{"author_name":"Alex Rose","cat":"LD #25","comments":[],"epoch":1355803860,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"47535","p_author":"Alex Rose","p_authorkey":"19499","p_urlkey":"83200","p_title":"Rude Bear \u2013 LD #25 Jam Entry","p_cat":"LD #25","p_event":"LD25","p_time":"1355803860","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"19499","us_name":"Alex Rose","us_username":"alexrose","event_start":"1355443200","event_key":"14","event_name":"LD25"},"text":"

Windows download<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Play in browser (Unity Player).<\/a><\/p>\n

LD Page.<\/a><\/p>\n

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Coded by Alex Rose @Vorpal_Games<\/a>
\n Delightful illustrations by Antony Dewar @Panttts<\/a><\/p>\n

You are Rude Bear. Your aim is to.. smash.. things and.. wreak.. generic havoc. Take that, society.<\/p>\n

You’re a British Gangsta youth yob whose only aim is to misrepresent bears amongst the animal kingdom.<\/p>\n

It takes place in some deranged puppet form. It’s vaguely like a running game, except you have full control of your character’s direction, attacks, dodges, equipped weapon, etc.<\/p>\n

List of creatures:<\/p>\n

GRASS SPAWNERS:
\n Sheep – Docile
\n Goats (+1!) – Kill these for SWAG.
\n Punch Drunk Pigs – Policecop pigs who punch you.
\n Dark Knights – AKA bats. Should’ve called them Battymen in hindsight.
\n Ostriches – Swoop down.
\n Baseball Bats.
\n Army Boars.
\n Brown Bears.
\n Wide Load Pig – A pig with a pistol. Dodge when it says “Bang”
\n Flyin’ Lions – Masked superheroes
\n Rocket Boars – Use Rocket Launchers.
\n Cyberdemons – He’s the chief of police.
\n Trident Lions – If you meet one of these, you will die.<\/p>\n

POND SPAWNERS:
\n Ducks – Docile
\n Flamingos – Kill for SWAG
\n Furry Beavers – Fast and annoying.
\n Chainsaw Beavers – ARGH. They do 3 damage.
\n Glockodiles – Use shotguns. Not glocks. Pretty OP. Just like in IRL. Execpt without the whole.. shotgun.. thing.<\/p>\n

There’s also bear traps, bins and beehives that you can destroy with weapons for SWAG.<\/p>\n

Max out your SWAGGER bar to hustle. But don’t get too cocky with it; you’re not invincible.<\/p>\n

When you right click (or space) to dodge, you are temporarily invincible though, so that’s useful, but it has cooldown.<\/p>\n

The chainsaw does 3 damage, but it’s pretty slow. The bat does 2 damage and has good range. The claws are really fast but have low range and only do 1 damage.<\/p>\n

#YOLO, but when you die you can REWIIIIIND to see how far you’ve come and restart the game. You’ll also be told what killed you, how many kills you had and protips on beating what killed you.<\/p>\n

With that in mind, I would absolutely love if you sent me a tweet if you got to a really spectacular monster or got particularly far. If people like this I might put a high score board on my site. @Vorpal_Games<\/p>\n

Each monster seems fair, especially given that you’ll have new weapons, but you should think about what weapon you use and when to dodge. If you play for a while you can get really good at dodging everything.<\/p>\n

Hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it!<\/p>","time":"December 17th, 2012 11:11 pm","title":"Rude Bear \u2013 LD #25 Jam Entry"}