{"author_name":"KevinZuhn","cat":"LD #27","comments":[],"epoch":1377359040,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"40123","p_author":"KevinZuhn","p_authorkey":"8695","p_urlkey":"75742","p_title":"Time To Cook, Comrade","p_cat":"LD #27","p_event":"LD27","p_time":"1377359040","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"8695","us_name":"KevinZuhn","us_username":"kevinzuhn","event_start":"1377216000","event_key":"18","event_name":"LD27"},"text":"<p>GREETINGS, COMRADE! IT IS DEAR LEADER!<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/DearLeader01c.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone  wp-image-277863\" alt=\"DearLeader01c\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/DearLeader01c.jpg\" width=\"414\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/DearLeader01c-300x239.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/DearLeader01c-550x438.jpg 550w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/DearLeader01c.jpg 553w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>WE ARE STILL PREPARING THE KITCHENS FOR YOU.<\/p>\n <p>WHEN WILL IT BE DONE?<\/p>\n <p>I WILL LET THAT QUESTION SLIDE ONCE, COMRADE. TIME HAS BEEN BANNED FOR YOUR SAFETY. CLOCKS ARE THE TOOLS OF THE LAZIEST DEVILS. BE AT EASE, OUR FINEST ARE HARD AT WORK BUILDING YOUR WORK STATION. THEY WILL NOT HAVE BREAKS.<\/p>\n <p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/TTCCScreen01.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone  wp-image-277874\" alt=\"TTCCScreen01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/TTCCScreen01.jpg\" width=\"319\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/TTCCScreen01-550x410.jpg 550w, http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/TTCCScreen01.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n (<em>THERE IS MUCH WORK TO BE DONE STILL, BUT IT IS FUNCTIONAL<\/em>)<\/p>\n <p>YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME EVENTUALLY, COMRADE! UNTIL WHENEVER THAT IS, PRAISE BE TO DEAR LEADER (<em>ME<\/em>)!<\/p>","time":"August 24th, 2013 10:44 am","title":"Time To Cook, Comrade"}