{"author_name":"Crefossus","cat":"LD #29","comments":[],"epoch":1400523180,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"29800","p_author":"Crefossus","p_authorkey":"23130","p_urlkey":"65266","p_title":"Post Compo \u2013 Order of the Mind","p_cat":"LD #29","p_event":"LD29","p_time":"1400523180","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"23130","us_name":"Crefossus","us_username":"\/author\/crefossus\/","event_start":"1398384000","event_key":"22","event_name":"LD29"},"text":"

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Warning spoilers and loud language below.<\/p>\n

Radioactivity<\/h2>\n

What does a warehouse full of radioactive tutu\u00a0wearing ninjas have to do with my post compo update<\/a>? NOTHING!**<\/p>\n

But this\u00a0sample of some new commands does:<\/p>\n

Consider, Train, & Kill<\/h2>\n

Sick of that tutorial woman\u00a0talking about her favorite game? MURDERED.<\/p>\n

\"consider\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Give<\/h2>\n

A cute little teddy stranded in your inventory? FREEDOM FOR THE BEARS! I wonder what else you can give…<\/p>\n

\"teddy\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Rest<\/h2>\n

Feeling a bit tired from all the reading err murdering and pasting? REJUVENATE!<\/p>\n

Yeah no gif for this one. Use your imagination!<\/p>\n

Skills & Skill Reset<\/h2>\n

Need to reveal really far back, to dig up stuff beneath the surface\u00a0<\/strong> of time\u00a0but just got your slay on? ADAPT AND OVERCOME!<\/p>\n

\"retrain\"<\/p>\n

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Wordwrap, Spelling, & Placeholders<\/h2>\n

Words. You can read them as intended now, whole. Spelling – fixed. Placeholders – eliminated.<\/p>\n

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IDK WHAT THIS IMAGE MEANS, BUT I’M YELLING ABOUT IT<\/h2>\n

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1800 Lines of code, 1200 statements, \u00a0complexity, and other data I’m not yet sure how to interpret. But look! I’m in the green hoop sometimes! If I can’t green hula hoop, life is not worth it. \u00a0Thanks source monitor<\/a> you give\u00a0life purpose again.<\/p>\n

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*The surface of Cuer is radioactive. That’s why the game takes place beneath the surface<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

**Oh wait there is a radioactive heart…I wonder what that’s for?<\/p>\n

Holy crap that blue bird with feathers website! \u00a0I always for get to say Follow @Crefossus\u00a0<\/a>. Not this time. If you got this far you know you want to increase my followers over 11. We\u00a0can do it! You can help! If we get to 100 I might ask for money to make stuff. Oh wait…I’m not supposed to say that here. Are you delving<\/strong> me? Get out of my head! Stop seeing what’s beneath the surface.<\/strong><\/p>\n

After today I can’t make that<\/strong>\u00a0joke<\/strong> anymore. But I probably will anyway.<\/p>\n

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