Seven computers in one house and none run Windows. Truly we are the most prepared team mankind has ever laid eyes upon. Now we've got a Windows build, though, go play it.

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/54/high-caffeine-black-tea

No bugs, only intended jank.

The script was written properly but Cart decided to transcribe it by hand anyway so all the misspellings are also intentional. It's a style choice. ESL-chic.

The music doesn't exist, the "Music & Sound" credit is an MKULTRA psyop. There is no music. If you hear music while playing the game, please report it to a three letter agency of your choice.

I am now exiting the hyperbolic time chamber.

Bug fixes:
Broke the walk animation.