{"author_link":"\/users\/gentlementeaparty","author_name":"GentlemenTeaparty","author_uid":"gentlementeaparty","comments":[],"epoch":1535408893,"event":"LD42","format":"md","ldjam_node_id":118596,"likes":4,"metadata":{"p_key":"121609","p_author":"GentlemenTeaparty","p_authorkey":"1072307","p_urlkey":"337644","p_title":"Attention Population of Snobistan! ","p_cat":"LDJam ","p_event":"LD42","p_time":"1535408893","p_likes":"4","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":"1072307","us_name":"GentlemenTeaparty","us_username":"gentlementeaparty","event_start":"1533859200","event_key":"73","event_name":"LD 42"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD42","removed_author":false},"_superparent":97793,"_trust":1,"author":72307,"body":"The Lord Maximilian Friedrich Nicolas Helmut Alexander Benjamin of Snobistan is very disappointed about his squires. For this reason, these changes come into effect.\n\nEvery new squire has to complete training so they can serve the Lord and nothing stands in the way of loyalty. \n\n* (Added in-game tutorial) \n\n![Screenshot_92.png](\/\/\/raw\/37a\/11\/z\/1a814.png)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThese squires are not required to carry around the spare sword of the lord anymore - this way they have another hand to serve the lord.\n\n* (New controls)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nAn escape route was found, which was desperately built by squires to escape the battlefield - a\nridiculous attempt to sabotage the Lord. In order to prevent further crimes, the escape route was blocked out.\n\n* (Restart not possible this time around!)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nMany peasants dared to mischief our Lord and his family by joining the malicious Satan. Of course, those traitors and their families were executed. Our holy Lord confronted the devil and was able to weaken him. He will never be this foolish again to harm our Lord and he will be praised as the legend who successfully weakened the devil.\n\n* (Monster upgrades were nerfed)\n\n![Screenshot_85.png](\/\/\/raw\/37a\/11\/z\/1a815.png)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThat's all! 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For this reason, these changes come into effect.\n\nEvery new squire has to complete training so they can serve the Lord and nothing stands in the way of loyalty. \n\n* (Added in-game tutorial) \n\n![Screenshot_92.png](\/\/\/raw\/37a\/11\/z\/1a814.png)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThese squires are not required to carry around the spare sword of the lord anymore - this way they have another hand to serve the lord.\n\n* (New controls)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nAn escape route was found, which was desperately built by squires to escape the battlefield - a\nridiculous attempt to sabotage the Lord. In order to prevent further crimes, the escape route was blocked out.\n\n* (Restart not possible this time around!)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nMany peasants dared to mischief our Lord and his family by joining the malicious Satan. Of course, those traitors and their families were executed. Our holy Lord confronted the devil and was able to weaken him. He will never be this foolish again to harm our Lord and he will be praised as the legend who successfully weakened the devil.\n\n* (Monster upgrades were nerfed)\n\n![Screenshot_85.png](\/\/\/raw\/37a\/11\/z\/1a815.png)\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThat's all! 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