So we know it needs a bit of balance... however with a bit of luck and some skill you can get far! If you've got a sec, give it a go and tell us what wave you ended up on, the current record is wave 64!

Embrace the chaos of a Turret Defence game mixed with Text Adventure. Can you survive whilst being nagged by your subordinates?

Try it out here!

Also the awesome drawing of the game is by @lobsterblues.