{"author_link":"\/users\/the-shadermaster","author_name":"the_ShaderMaster","author_uid":"the-shadermaster","comments":[],"epoch":1512575954,"event":"LD40","format":"md","ldjam_node_id":69471,"likes":6,"metadata":{"p_key":"106360","p_author":"the_ShaderMaster","p_authorkey":"1018660","p_urlkey":"322170","p_title":"Sincere Apologies from the SquidBoy and StarFace Devs","p_cat":"LDJam ","p_event":"LD40","p_time":"1512575954","p_likes":"6","p_comments":"0","p_status":"WAYBACK","us_key":"1018660","us_name":"the_ShaderMaster","us_username":"the-shadermaster","event_start":"1512086400","event_key":"70","event_name":"LD 40"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD40","removed_author":false},"_superparent":49883,"_trust":1,"author":18660,"body":"Dear player,\n\nThe devteam from the cinematic and iconic masterpiece 'SquidBoy and StarFace' would like to sincerely apologize for their mutilation of the graphical integrity of their product.\n\nUnfortunately during shipping of our product one of our programmers forgot to add a vital part to the already legendary boss 'The Bloody HornBeak'. As a result, players of our game were unable to appreciate the final product...\n\nLike you can see in the attached evidence, the boss was supposed to have an extra horn, that would deteriorate during the boss stages and would be able to fully bring out the aesthetics that we had initially envisioned\n\nEnvisioned graphical fidelity (Stage 3):\n![BloodyHornBeakStage3.png](\/\/\/raw\/4e8\/4\/z\/df48.png)\n\nThe horn in question across all stages:\n![horns.png](\/\/\/raw\/4e8\/4\/z\/df4a.png)\n\nThe final ingame product (which can be found [here](https:\/\/ldjam.com\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/squidboy-starface)):\n![Untitled.png](\/\/\/raw\/4e8\/4\/z\/df4b.png)\n\nWe feel like this is an unforgivable mistake on our part and assure you, the players, that\nthe programmer in question has been delt with and will taint the noble art of gamedev no more.\n\nHave a pleasant day,\n\nThe SquidBoy devs","comments":0,"created":"2017-12-06T15:36:35Z","files":[],"files-timestamp":0,"id":69471,"love":6,"love-timestamp":"2017-12-06T16:33:03Z","meta":[],"modified":"2017-12-06T16:33:03Z","name":"Sincere Apologies from the SquidBoy and StarFace Devs","node-timestamp":"2017-12-06T16:20:33Z","parent":52421,"parents":[1,5,9,49883,52421],"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/squidboy-starface\/sincere-apologies-from-the-squidboy-and-starface-devs","published":"2017-12-06T15:59:14Z","scope":"public","slug":"sincere-apologies-from-the-squidboy-and-starface-devs","subsubtype":"","subtype":"","type":"post","version":201875},"node_metadata":{"n_key":"69471","n_urlkey":"322170","n_parent":"52421","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/squidboy-starface\/sincere-apologies-from-the-squidboy-and-starface-devs","n_slug":"sincere-apologies-from-the-squid","n_type":"post","n_subtype":"","n_subsubtype":"","n_author":"18660","n_created":"1512574595","n_modified":"1512577983","n_version":"201875","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"source_url":"https:\/\/ldjam.com\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/squidboy-starface\/sincere-apologies-from-the-squidboy-and-starface-devs","text":"Dear player,\n\nThe devteam from the cinematic and iconic masterpiece 'SquidBoy and StarFace' would like to sincerely apologize for their mutilation of the graphical integrity of their product.\n\nUnfortunately during shipping of our product one of our programmers forgot to add a vital part to the already legendary boss 'The Bloody HornBeak'. As a result, players of our game were unable to appreciate the final product...\n\nLike you can see in the attached evidence, the boss was supposed to have an extra horn, that would deteriorate during the boss stages and would be able to fully bring out the aesthetics that we had initially envisioned\n\nEnvisioned graphical fidelity (Stage 3):\n![BloodyHornBeakStage3.png](\/\/\/raw\/4e8\/4\/z\/df48.png)\n\nThe horn in question across all stages:\n![horns.png](\/\/\/raw\/4e8\/4\/z\/df4a.png)\n\nThe final ingame product (which can be found [here](https:\/\/ldjam.com\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/squidboy-starface)):\n![Untitled.png](\/\/\/raw\/4e8\/4\/z\/df4b.png)\n\nWe feel like this is an unforgivable mistake on our part and assure you, the players, that\nthe programmer in question has been delt with and will taint the noble art of gamedev no more.\n\nHave a pleasant day,\n\nThe SquidBoy devs","title":"Sincere Apologies from the SquidBoy and StarFace Devs","wayback_source":[]}