Bumper cars are old tech, aren't they? We all rode them when we were kids, so they must be.

But here you are not riding a car. You are the poor guy who risks his life dodging cars and jumping into them to help kids steer away from jams and get unstuck.

So that's your goal: make sure KIDS HAVE FUN! Which means they want to drive fast and bump into other cars. If they get stuck they'll get bored. And if kids are bored... YOU'LL BE FIRED! Get unused cars out of the way and jump into cars with kids to help them get unstuck from jams!

HOW TO PLAY: Move: arrows Jump: z/x Jump into cars to drive them.

KEEP THE FUN ROLLING!

It was great going back to old good Lua programming, no AI involved. I still feel joy producing my own code in game jams, the same way one feels joy solving a Sudoku or a crossword :D