WAG-ME: Pump-and-dump Sim by solmaris
is joke, just wanted to try making an idle concept \
https://solmaris.itch.io/wag-me-pumpdump-sim
If you're confused on how to start pumping the coin, you need to get Griffter influencers or buy spambots to drive up your coin volatility. Remember to text your grandma!

| Link | https://github.com/solmaris-dev/wag-me |
| Online link (no save) | https://solmaris.itch.io/wag-me-pumpdump-sim |
| Original URL | https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/57/wag-me-shtcoin-pump-and-dump-sim |
Ratings
| Overall | 287th | 2.7⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 287th | 2.5⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 252th | 2.725⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 298th | 1.684⭐ | 21🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 289th | 2.286⭐ | 16🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 67th | 3.35⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 289th | 2.263⭐ | 21🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 17🗳️ | 11🗨️ |
I wonder what grandma even does for a living to send more than a 100$ per minute.
And looks like crypto is not a reliable method of earning money as well :D
Funny approach to a theme!
I like the line plot. It seems like an obvious thing to have in an idle clicker, but I can't think of
another one which does it (maybe universal paperclips did?).
As a player, I'd expect the "beg VC" button to grant some amount of money based on the current price
of the coin. Based on the source code it looks like it's supposed to grant an
amount based on the number of times you've clicked it. Neither are true, though:
it always grants around $2. Because of that, there's really no point in ever
clicking the button (or the "coin miner" button, unless more coins
is the goal, in which case it's all the _other_ buttons that are useless). All funds therefore come from Grandma, which makes gameplay somewhat boring. Perhaps that's part of the joke?
Also: the UI layout appears to shift left and right as the price changes, I assume because the left
area is getting content-sized to the width of the price, which uses a proportional font.