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If this is fixed, I'd love to review the game","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1091839,"author_name":"Prussichger","author_uid":"prussichger","epoch":1728403333,"text":"This is a real snail's fast and furious! It's not always clear where to crawl, but I liked it. The music is :fire: ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1091871,"author_name":"ulysseLenglen","author_uid":"ulysselenglen","epoch":1728403526,"text":"Haha loved it, the race is quite something ! Nice snail names ! Nice AI driving the snails, I enjoyed leading them to an obstacle and cutting their road to win !","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1091883,"author_name":"Renaud Gaillardon WINO MUSIC","author_uid":"renaud-gaillardon-wino-music","epoch":1728403607,"text":"Awesome 3D model for the snails. The music make the game very funny. Big up to the names of the other snails in the race ahaha !","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1091922,"author_name":"Surfa","author_uid":"surfa","epoch":1728403885,"text":"Lost right at the end on my first go as I got screwed by the leaf placement. Second attempt got assaulted by another snail eventaully getting the W on the third. Fit the theme nicely and was hiliarious for the first few runs. I enjoyed a lot of the snail related puns for the AI names. The music was also well selected, especially the race theme.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1091930,"author_name":"RhysT","author_uid":"rhyst","epoch":1728403918,"text":"Very disappointed that it doesn't count down the start of the race with \"Es!\", \"Car!\", \"Go!!\".\nNot the most riveting gameplay but an amusing experience and looked really good.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1091951,"author_name":"rkhadder","author_uid":"rkhadder","epoch":1728404048,"text":"Game was fun - my favorite part was the snail inspired names. I didn't feel a speed boost getting the leaves but it's cool having \u200bto figure out the tradeoff between straight lining to finish line and getting a potential boost.\n\nWould be awesome to have a way to see behind me to see which snails are close to overtaking me.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1092094,"author_name":"woona","author_uid":"woona","epoch":1728404923,"text":"The tension before the race began was exhilarating, but the snails turned out to be so, so slow! It's a fun game and it felt polished and scoped well for the jam.\n\nGreat job!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1092264,"author_name":"andymetoo","author_uid":"andymetoo","epoch":1728405925,"text":"Thanks all for the comments! Glad you could enjoy and not take it too seriously, as was intended. :) Regarding a comment above about the speed boost...it's there, I promise, but it's like 1-2%. It's enough to get you over the line first in neck-and-neck, but don't waste your time going too far out of your way! Cheers all.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1092512,"author_name":"VanLou","author_uid":"vanlou","epoch":1728407647,"text":"I enjoyed this game, I love how fast paced it is! Jokes out of the way I really enjoy the humor in this game. It is a little bit boring, but that's the fun of it! The names were a nice lil touch too. Overall a funny game :)","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1097234,"author_name":"MithosKuu","author_uid":"mithoskuu","epoch":1728454990,"text":"Would have preferred more metal during the fast pace races","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1102086,"author_name":"Jesse Martin","author_uid":"jesse-martin","epoch":1728516963,"text":"Felt like the duke boys were at it again.\nFun race game","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1102462,"author_name":"DavidZ","author_uid":"davidz","epoch":1728525689,"text":"Awesome game! Loved the title lol","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1103853,"author_name":"DJTequila","author_uid":"djtequila","epoch":1728563804,"text":"Really funny entry, I didn't think they'd be THAT slow. There's actually quite a bit of strategy since you get time to think about where you want to go and who you want to cut off. The music fit the game. I think there's room for more kinds of powerups, like slow Mario Kart :laughing: Great job overall!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1108673,"author_name":"LDJam user 0","author_uid":"0","epoch":1728708660,"text":"Loved the graphics and mood and music. 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