{"author_link":"\/author\/wimnea\/","author_name":"imalerich","author_uid":"33985","comments":[{"author_name":"vegapomme27","author_uid":"57424","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:01pm","epoch":1440428160,"text":"I love the monster's design ahah he looks so idiot. Nice design."},{"author_name":"charliecarlo","author_uid":"15812","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 7:10pm","epoch":1440443100,"text":"Why are the controls so horribly slow? I'm not sure if it's an issue with the game or my computer but the game doesn't react to input for nearly 10 seconds. I like the graphics though."},{"author_name":"DruhinM","author_uid":"54688","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 3:45am","epoch":1440733200,"text":"Nice graphics"},{"author_name":"Slashee the Cow","author_uid":"29123","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 4:08am","epoch":1440734580,"text":"Graphics are great! But it's a bit hard to dodge missiles when you're not even given any warning they're coming, and it takes so long to change lanes (if you're already mid-jump when they first appear, they're basically unavoidable)."},{"author_name":"daveh","author_uid":"55246","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 4:41am","epoch":1440736560,"text":"An endless stomper perhaps? :-) It's enjoyable to play. Being a large, cumbersome monster makes dodging the missiles challenging, giving it a nice skill learning curve. Graphics are really nice, the monster is hideously cute."},{"author_name":"adsilcott","author_uid":"49637","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 3:32pm","epoch":1440775620,"text":"The monster design was neat. The controls feel almost unresponsive. Sometimes it felt like the buttons didn't work at all."},{"author_name":"KaiseanGames","author_uid":"44370","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 3:54pm","epoch":1440776940,"text":"Nice monster :)"},{"author_name":"MercuryXGames","author_uid":"56141","time":"Sep 14, 2015 @ 9:25pm","epoch":1442265600,"text":"Hilarious game, mate! nice work! love the monster.. (I can't stop laughing at the screenshot omg)"}],"images":["ld33\/33985-a738622f99b42f7c0804856ddc2c34a7.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/1drv.ms\/1EPmYfk","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/imalerich\/ludumdare33","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"8927","g_author":"33985","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"8960","g_title":"Kaiju Mash 33 - Epic Return to Vehicle Smashing","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"865","g_commentcount":"8","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/33985-shot0-1440372382.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Learn to smash cars using this one weird trick. Left+Right to speed up slow down (doesn't do much). Up+Down to change lanes. Space to jump to either smash a car, or to jump over missiles.","title":"Kaiju Mash 33 - Epic Return to Vehicle Smashing"}