{"author_link":"\/author\/nal\/","author_name":"NAL","author_uid":"23217","comments":[{"author_name":"Zoglu","author_uid":"55315","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 9:58am","epoch":1440409980,"text":"Hilarious ! Nice job :)"},{"author_name":"whalebot","author_uid":"36369","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:26pm","epoch":1440433260,"text":"Nice work as usual NAL! Always have loved seeing the unique mechanics you come up with ever since the old GameMaker days. This one's a gem."},{"author_name":"gene-z","author_uid":"26095","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:15am","epoch":1440497400,"text":"Kkkkk.. good work"},{"author_name":"facelesstheone","author_uid":"55673","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:32am","epoch":1440498420,"text":"Yeah! Take this, teletubbies! )"},{"author_name":"Vem","author_uid":"57750","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:35am","epoch":1440498600,"text":"Well done on the guiding mechanic!\r\rHumor wasn't my style, but it gave a bit of a surreal touch.\r\rI was really impressed by the amount of levels."},{"author_name":"Zenkerdus","author_uid":"30099","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:48pm","epoch":1440531780,"text":"Played 'til i got to the last level. Spent 1 hour on the last level before falling asleep (not kidding).\r\rGood job!"},{"author_name":"SinclairStrange","author_uid":"44332","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 10:31am","epoch":1440584760,"text":"What a surreal and odd game. My cup of tea. Loved it!"},{"author_name":"Quetzakol","author_uid":"39954","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 11:02am","epoch":1440586620,"text":"I don't know what to think about this game. It seems interesting but I did not really understand how to control the missile so I abandoned after a few levels. The graphics are cool and it's very funny but the sounds are very annoying.\rGood work anyway !"},{"author_name":"gilborn","author_uid":"30753","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 11:19am","epoch":1440587640,"text":"Liked this it a lot, couldn´t beat the last level. Great look of Regniald Waft :-D"},{"author_name":"Sunflower","author_uid":"39564","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:43pm","epoch":1440686280,"text":"That was certainly... a unique experience. ^^"\r\rPretty neat graphics-wise, but I found gameplay to be troublesome; at first, I couldn't really grasp how stars control the missile, and even once I got the grasp of it I found it quite troubling (partially because the turns are really quick, partially because it felt like the point of rotation is slightly off compared to star center). As for humour, not quite my thing, but whatever (I did smile on "I'll send you to heck", though). ^^""},{"author_name":"AnaglyphCoding","author_uid":"33729","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 12:42pm","epoch":1440765420,"text":"Funny, but not very intuitive. Nice look for a game made in 24 hours. A lot of British natives can relate to the language used in the game. Gameplay was quite fun however by the third stage I just felt like I was releasing the click randomly and hoping I would hit the jelly. Well done! :)"},{"author_name":"MrMordem","author_uid":"37532","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 3:02pm","epoch":1440773820,"text":"Haha fun stuff good job :)"},{"author_name":"Ninja Garage","author_uid":"55778","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 7:05pm","epoch":1440788400,"text":"Many stars to you!!! This is glorious! Great job!!!!"},{"author_name":"sydream","author_uid":"38341","time":"Aug 31, 2015 @ 4:27pm","epoch":1441038120,"text":"Took a bit to understand the controls but then after that was very funny. Nice mechanics and level design, lots of content for such short time. May be bit hard for non British people to grasp the humour, nevertheless excellent entry !"}],"images":["ld33\/23217-e1ed5b5d3a7b2d211d9f97cac5f6d62d.jpg","ld33\/23217-73c07a9ddd25e83e823ded93917d981f.jpg","ld33\/23217-613c114dd5be7dc6493e361f83c58f6a.jpg","ld33\/23217-39eae3994ffd9179399aad1ae01742fb.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/onedrive.live.com\/redir?resid=CAC42F530426CA63!373789&authkey=!AGxSN5Ji6REaNy0&ithint=file%2czip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/onedrive.live.com\/redir?resid=CAC42F530426CA63!373797&authkey=!AOWFc-J0jjTcH-8&ithint=file%2cgmz","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"8887","g_author":"23217","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"8920","g_title":"Telifrenzy","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"209","g_commentcount":"14","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/23217-shot0-1440364888.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/23217-shot1-1440364888.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/23217-shot2-1440364888.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/23217-shot3-1440364888.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"WARNING: This game contains filthy language. Lots of it. Also, some of the Telibellies' aerials are suggestive. The first one's aerial is blatantly just a knob and bollocks.\r\n\r\nThe Telibellies are a race of aliens that are the friendliest in the world. They exist to love. There is no war.\r\n\r\nOne problem. They create Telibelly Custard, a substance which to them is just a nutrient food. But to humans, it is a notorious aphrodisiac - one teaspoon of the stuff and you'll be rocking a chub for the rest of the week.\r\n\r\nYou are Reginald Waft, a savvy British hipster businessman who's left it all - cheeky Nando's with the lads, banter for days and even the occasional go on your mum - to ransack the Telibelly planet. You might even take the concept of their planet and sell it to some British TV channel as a children's programme.\r\n\r\nGo with your array of missiles that grapple onto things to steer, and also somehow collect the abundant Telibelly Custard. Merc those cutesy swines before they sing you a song about learning things. And then get back to the lads back in Britain, drop a couple beers, re-curl your moustache and smash up the local gym.","title":"Telifrenzy"}