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Mais j'ai mis un peu de temps \u00e0 comprendre que je pouvais d\u00e9truire les robots avec x) Tr\u00e8s bon boulot !","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":936979,"author_name":"mewo","author_uid":"mewo","epoch":1682950587,"text":"oops","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":937502,"author_name":"Turtles4ever","author_uid":"turtles4ever","epoch":1682956811,"text":"I liked the milk part.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":937937,"author_name":"Netrunner Nobody","author_uid":"netrunner-nobody","epoch":1682962576,"text":"A platformer that oozes atmosphere and mood. Some of the mechanics could use some polish, and otherwise are in need of far more explanation than they're given - but that's not why we're here. We're here for the good music, the cool art, and the very satisfying sound effect whenever you make it to the end.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":939519,"author_name":"Le Goss du Net","author_uid":"le-goss-du-net","epoch":1682981559,"text":"On a la ref","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":939522,"author_name":"Le Goss du Net","author_uid":"le-goss-du-net","epoch":1682981585,"text":"On a la ref pour le laitier","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":939600,"author_name":"Le Goss du Net","author_uid":"le-goss-du-net","epoch":1682982364,"text":"Une pure masterclass c'est magnifique,les graphismes qui ajoute un cot\u00e9 \"Celeste\",l'humour et l'ambience,mon gars c'st une dinguerie meme si je t'avoue que j'ai pas eu le temps de finir le jeu,c'est un p\u00e9pite,ca fait plaisirs de voir des Francais au Ludum Dare ;) tu devrais voir mon jeu aussi ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":939640,"author_name":"Enver Arco","author_uid":"enver-arco","epoch":1682982818,"text":"Love the art","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":939779,"author_name":"k8n","author_uid":"k8n","epoch":1682984161,"text":"I really tried, but the beginning of level without a possibility to die and with all the milk stupidly spent was the last drop. And this is after those relentless robots!\nCool atmosphere and real cool animations, I wish the character movements were animated too.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":939907,"author_name":"Firebugs","author_uid":"firebugs","epoch":1682985619,"text":"Yummy Milk","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":940119,"author_name":"Julvador","author_uid":"julvador","epoch":1682988121,"text":"J'aime bien les graphismes (m\u00eame si manque un peu d'animations sur le perso principale).\nJ'avais pas la ref de la vid\u00e9o mais \u00e7a rajoute un bon ton d'absurde et le jeu en soit bien ficel\u00e9 m\u00eame si difficile par endroit.\n\nMentions sp\u00e9ciale aux effet graphiques qui rendent le jeu vraiment beau avec peu d'\u00e9l\u00e9ment \u00e0 l'\u00e9cran.\n\nBien jou\u00e9 et buvez du lait!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":940945,"author_name":"Richard08","author_uid":"richard08","epoch":1682993244,"text":"Very funny game ngl! A little bit frustrating though, level 2 was already way too difficult than it should.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":941652,"author_name":"cheesepencil","author_uid":"cheesepencil","epoch":1682997092,"text":"Can you upload a web build?","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":941692,"author_name":"Wuya_Cafe","author_uid":"wuya-cafe","epoch":1682997328,"text":"Sliding is so cool, and the game handling is very good. Too hard tho :(\nBig plus on the settings page.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":942309,"author_name":"Gmstochetto","author_uid":"gmstochetto","epoch":1683002413,"text":"Sliding and watching the robots being destroyed is so satisfying. I found the mechanics interesting, but I think with a bit more polish it would be even more satisfying. A great game for those who like a high level of difficulty.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":942433,"author_name":"Harmless Hawk","author_uid":"harmless-hawk","epoch":1683003661,"text":"Loved it. Both the music and the graphics are great and the game itself is deceptively hard.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":942915,"author_name":"Arficord","author_uid":"arficord","epoch":1683008887,"text":"Would be much better with player movement animations. Sound suits the game well.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":943072,"author_name":"Calcopod","author_uid":"calcopod","epoch":1683010583,"text":"@cheesepencil The game has a web build, both here and on Itch. Is it not working properly?","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":943083,"author_name":"Calcopod","author_uid":"calcopod","epoch":1683010710,"text":"@arficord Yeah, by the time I remembered about player animations I was already waaaay behind schedule. After voting ends I might work a bit more on the game, and propper animations, or at least squash and stretch.\n\nThanks for the feedback!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":943100,"author_name":"Calcopod","author_uid":"calcopod","epoch":1683010880,"text":"@k8n Yeah, my level design skills are non existent. I also agree that having a milk meter wasn\u2019t a smart choice in the end, but I had initially planned for the game to have many other abilities which ended up not having propper levels so I cut them out.\n\nAs I said in other comments, animations were on my todo, but I ran out of time before. Since this was my first ever jam I\u2019ll keep this in mind for the next one!\n\nThanks for the feedback!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":944425,"author_name":"frelude","author_uid":"frelude","epoch":1683022668,"text":"Well executed game. Too hard for me. The movement jump\/sliding movement is great, sometime you have the sensation of flying. The walk animation is missing, even if some other aspect are polished (light for example). Overall, great job.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":947133,"author_name":"Calcopod","author_uid":"calcopod","epoch":1683039269,"text":"@wuya-cafe Yeah, my level design skills are nonexistent, so I was expecting a 'mixed' reaction to the difficulty. At least I know better for next time.\n\nThank you for the feedback!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":947904,"author_name":"Calcopod","author_uid":"calcopod","epoch":1683042994,"text":"@le-goss-du-net D\u00e9sol\u00e9, mais je ne suis pas fran\u00e7ais, juste un \u00e9tudiant de Roumanie qui aime la langue fran\u00e7aise et le lait et qui a quelques amis qui habitent en France. :)\n\nMerci pour les mots gentils et ton retour! Celeste a \u00e9t\u00e9 et est une \u00e9norme source d'inspiration pour mes jeux actuels.\n\nJe jouerai \u00e0 ton jeu quand je rentrerai \u00e0 la maison!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":956026,"author_name":"ellaris","author_uid":"ellaris","epoch":1683112237,"text":"+ I like the sliding\n+ It took me a while to throw the milk under myself and not into the lava (minecraft and terraria thought me that lava + another liquid = solid block)\n+ You can kill the robots with the explosion, and on the level where it requires several robot kills exploding them is worth more kills then kicking them in the face\n+ I found the robot shooting a little annoying, couldn't slide under most of the shots, and it was hard to jump over it with the bullets moving so slow and them shooting quite often. I feel it could be a little easier if the bullets flew a little faster.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":979319,"author_name":"LDJam user 243193","author_uid":"243193","epoch":1684064322,"text":" A hard platformer! I didn't know I could perform double jump if I didn't accidentally do it.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ld53\/wayback-placeholder.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/CalcoDev\/LD53","text":"Github"},{"url":"https:\/\/calcopod.itch.io\/laitier","text":"Itch.io"},{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1PrmpGUq3mn2qQJ9uV1xKvroDhSxU_y6O\/view?usp=sharing","text":"Download Mirror (Win)"},{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1PrmpGUq3mn2qQJ9uV1xKvroDhSxU_y6O\/view?usp=sharing","text":"Download Mirror (macOS)"},{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1PrmpGUq3mn2qQJ9uV1xKvroDhSxU_y6O\/view?usp=sharing","text":"Download Mirror (Linux)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"88372","g_author":"1278072","g_event":"LD53","g_eventkey":"118","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"421463","g_title":"Le Laitier","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"409","g_commentcount":"31","g_site2_node_id":"355491","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"355491","n_urlkey":"421463","n_parent":"332127","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/53\/le-laitier","n_slug":"le-laitier","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"278072","n_created":"1682691228","n_modified":"1779694729","n_version":"1119118","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD53","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":1,"author":278072,"body":"![image.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858a.png)\n\n# Le Laitier\nGet ready to drink milk, slide through bad guys, and **drink even more milk**, while working for the IBP Milk Delivery Service, in this post-apocalyptic, robot run world. **Will you make it to the end without a drop spilled, or will you leave a glaring white trace for your fellow milkmen to follow**?\n\n**DISCLAIMER**: I made this game in 48 hours, with the Compo in mind. As I was making this page, however, it occurred to me I used an already-existing song, which I just jumbled up a bit. As such, I am listing the game in the Jam section.\n\n**DISCLAIMER 2:** I am aware I wrote 'sp\u00e9ciale' as 'special\u00e9', I will fix this as soon as I can.\n\n## Controls\nA\/D - Move\n\nS - Slide\n\nLShift + WASD - Pan Camera\n\nESC - Settings Menu\n\n## Making of\n- Will add as soon as I finish editing, in the meantime here is my [channel](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCXIJscEzuyeNP1PQF7NrqCg) -\n\n## Screenshots\n![AscensionLit.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/58afd.jpg)\n\n![milk.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858b.png)\n\n![boom.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858d.png)\n\n![robo-headshot.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858e.png)\n\n## Credits:\n[JE SUIS LE LAITIER - Drill Remix](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X0k9gJDN7s8) by [Tuto Ananas](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCuDJxD_5ZlgFpUthhzHEubw)\n\n[Je suis le laitier, mon lait est d\u00e9licieux](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DxucO1TAmhg)\u200b\u200b by [Luma Bleu](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@lumableu)","comments":31,"comments-timestamp":"2023-05-14T11:38:42Z","created":"2023-04-28T14:13:48Z","files":[{"author":278072,"id":13301,"name":"$$embed-13301.zip","node":355491,"size":8966545,"status":64,"tag":0,"timestamp":"2023-05-01T00:01:31Z"},{"author":278072,"id":13390,"name":"$$embed-13390.zip","node":355491,"size":11284807,"status":73,"tag":0,"timestamp":"2023-05-01T00:38:56Z"}],"files-timestamp":"2023-05-01T00:38:56Z","grade":{"grade-01":26,"grade-02":25,"grade-03":25,"grade-04":26,"grade-05":26,"grade-07":25,"grade-08":26},"id":355491,"love":0,"magic":{"cool":91.447105473138,"feedback":39,"given":17.875,"grade":25.571428571429,"grade-01-average":3.729,"grade-01-result":409,"grade-02-average":3.457,"grade-02-result":573,"grade-03-average":3.043,"grade-03-result":854,"grade-04-average":2.979,"grade-04-result":1136,"grade-05-average":3.813,"grade-05-result":508,"grade-07-average":3.326,"grade-07-result":454,"grade-08-average":3.438,"grade-08-result":669,"smart":0.62696538961123},"meta":{"allow-anonymous-comments":"1","author":[278072],"cover":"\/\/\/content\/83e\/34\/z\/5855d.png","grade-06-out":"1","link-01":"https:\/\/github.com\/CalcoDev\/LD53","link-01-name":"Github","link-01-tag":[50],"link-02":"https:\/\/calcopod.itch.io\/laitier","link-02-name":"Itch.io","link-02-tag":[42336],"link-03":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1PrmpGUq3mn2qQJ9uV1xKvroDhSxU_y6O\/view?usp=sharing","link-03-name":"Download Mirror (Win)","link-03-tag":[42337],"link-04":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1PrmpGUq3mn2qQJ9uV1xKvroDhSxU_y6O\/view?usp=sharing","link-04-name":"Download Mirror (macOS)","link-04-tag":[42339],"link-05":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1PrmpGUq3mn2qQJ9uV1xKvroDhSxU_y6O\/view?usp=sharing","link-05-name":"Download Mirror (Linux)","link-05-tag":[42341]},"meta-timestamp":"2026-05-25T07:38:49Z","modified":"2026-05-25T07:38:49Z","name":"Le Laitier","node-timestamp":"2023-05-01T09:59:09Z","parent":332127,"parents":[1,5,9,332127],"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/53\/le-laitier","published":"2023-05-01T00:44:40Z","scope":"public","slug":"le-laitier","subsubtype":"jam","subtype":"game","type":"item","version":1119118},"text":"![image.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858a.png)\n\n# Le Laitier\nGet ready to drink milk, slide through bad guys, and **drink even more milk**, while working for the IBP Milk Delivery Service, in this post-apocalyptic, robot run world. **Will you make it to the end without a drop spilled, or will you leave a glaring white trace for your fellow milkmen to follow**?\n\n**DISCLAIMER**: I made this game in 48 hours, with the Compo in mind. As I was making this page, however, it occurred to me I used an already-existing song, which I just jumbled up a bit. As such, I am listing the game in the Jam section.\n\n**DISCLAIMER 2:** I am aware I wrote 'sp\u00e9ciale' as 'special\u00e9', I will fix this as soon as I can.\n\n## Controls\nA\/D - Move\n\nS - Slide\n\nLShift + WASD - Pan Camera\n\nESC - Settings Menu\n\n## Making of\n- Will add as soon as I finish editing, in the meantime here is my [channel](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCXIJscEzuyeNP1PQF7NrqCg) -\n\n## Screenshots\n![AscensionLit.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/58afd.jpg)\n\n![milk.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858b.png)\n\n![boom.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858d.png)\n\n![robo-headshot.png](\/\/\/raw\/83e\/34\/z\/5858e.png)\n\n## Credits:\n[JE SUIS LE LAITIER - Drill Remix](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X0k9gJDN7s8) by [Tuto Ananas](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCuDJxD_5ZlgFpUthhzHEubw)\n\n[Je suis le laitier, mon lait est d\u00e9licieux](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DxucO1TAmhg)\u200b\u200b by [Luma Bleu](https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@lumableu)","title":"Le Laitier","wayback_recovered":true,"wayback_source":{"capture":{"original":"https:\/\/api-jam.ludumdare.com\/vx\/node2\/get\/366001+366002+366003+366004+366005+366006+366007+366008+366009+366010+366011+366012+366013+366014+366015+366016+366017+366018+366019+366020+366021+366022+366023+366024+366025+366026+366027+366028+366029+366030+366031+366032+366033+366034+366035+366036+366037+366038+366039+366040+366041+366042+366043+366044+366045+366046+366047+366048+366049+366050+366051+366052+366053+366054+366055+366056+366057+366058+366059+366060+366061+366062+366063+366064+366065+366066+366067+366068+366069+366070+366071+366072+366073+366074+366075+366076+366077+366078+366079+366080+366081+366082+366083+366084+366085+366086+366087+366088+366089+366090+366091+366092+366093+366094+366095+366096+366097+366098+366099+366100+366101+366102+366103+366104+366105+366106+366107+366108+366109+366110+366111+366112+366113+366114+366115+366116+366117+366118+366119+366120+366121+366122+366123+366124+366125+366126+366127+366128+366129+366130+366131+366132+366133+366134+366135+366136+366137+366138+366139+366140+366141+366142+366143+366144+366145+366146+366147+366148+366149+366150+366151+366152+366153+366154+366155+366156+366157+366158+366159+366160+366161+366162+366163+366164+366165+366166+366167+366168+366169+366170+366171+366172+366173+366174+366175+366176+366177+366178+366179+366180+366181+366182+366183+366184+366185+366186+366187+366188+366189+366190+366191+366192+366193+366194+366195+366196+366197+366198+366199+366200+366201+366202+366203+366204+366205+366206+366207+366208+366209+366210+366211+366212+366213+366214+366215+366216+366217+366218+366219+366220+366221+366222+366223+366224+366225+366226+366227+366228+366229+366230+366231+366232+366233+366234+366235+366236+366237+366238+366239+366240+366241+366242+366243+366244+366245+366246+366247+366248+366249+366250+366251+366252+366253+366254+366255+366256+366257+366258+366259+366260+366261+366262+366263+366264+366265+366266+366267+366268+366269+366270+366271+366272+366273+366274+366275+366276+366277+366278+366279+366280+366281+366282+366283+366284+366285+366286+366287+366288+366289+366290+366291+366292+366293+366294+366295+366296+366297+366298+366299+366300+366301+366302+366303+366304+366305+366306+366307+366308+366309+366310+366311+366312+366313+366314+366315+366316+366317+366318+366319+366320+366321+366322+366323+366324+366325+366326+366327+366328+366329+366330+366331+366332+366333+366334+366335+366336+366337+366338+366339+366340+366341+366342+366343+366344+366345+366346+366347+366348+366349+366350+366351+366352+366353+366354+366355+366356+366357+366358+366359+366360+366361+366362+366363+366364+366365+366366+366367+366368+366369+366370+366371+366372+366373+366374+366375+366376+366377+366378+366379+366380+366381+366382+366383+366384+366385+366386+366387+366388+366389+366390+366391+366392+366393+366394+366395+366396+366397+366398+366399+366400+366401+366402+366403+366404+366405+366406+366407+366408+366409+366410+366411+366412+366413+366414+366415+366416+366417+366418+366419+366420+366421+366422+366423+366424+366425+366426+366427+366428+366429+366430+366431+366432+366433+366434+366435+366436+366437+366438+366439+366440+366441+366442+366443+366444+366445+366446+366447+366448+366449+366450+366451+366452+366453+366454+366455+366456+366457+366458+366459+366460+366461+366462+366463+366464+366465+366466+366467+366468+366469+366470+366471+366472+366473+366474+366475+366476+366477+366478+366479+366480+366481+366482+366483+366484+366485+366486+366487+366488+366489+366490+366491+366492+366493+366494+366495+366496+366497+366498+366499+366500?authors&parents&superparent"},"object":"objects\/sha256\/95\/95a253ba1ee88f6be9d2b080062fd47725aa3da1990f50ea5d8902d42552912a","record":"shard-3\/json-live-urgent-v3\/records\/c15325828176a917c8b9d984db596c9c241f1bf7d601e9482be8c32737fbc739.json","sha256":"95a253ba1ee88f6be9d2b080062fd47725aa3da1990f50ea5d8902d42552912a","source":"https","stored_at":1784022463}}