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That is insane.\n\nI'm not able to set it up but I appreciate the dedication","format":"md","likes":7,"spam":"N"},{"id":955529,"author_name":"Nail","author_uid":"nail","epoch":1683105751,"text":"I appericiate the hard work on templeOS yet I would like to say concept is a bit needs to be worked on it.","format":"md","likes":3,"spam":"N"},{"id":959735,"author_name":"Austin Sierra","author_uid":"austin-sierra","epoch":1683148977,"text":"@obe-dot @freakman @georgy @poboy @nail Can you beat my new high score? (there is a way to cheat, let me know if you find it.) \n\n![score.png](\/\/\/raw\/316\/b2\/z\/5b214.png)","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":961647,"author_name":"Smoky01","author_uid":"smoky01","epoch":1683176935,"text":"Good and interesting idea game","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":961664,"author_name":"jdemattos","author_uid":"jdemattos","epoch":1683177265,"text":"I am a fan of TempleOS despite the tragic history behind its creator, it's hard to not find some kind of admiration for the orders passed down. Terry said God only wanted VGA. Why anything else?\n\nThis is an achievement. Some kind of ultimate post-modern statement. I love the idea behind it more than the execution, but by only using Gods tools, who can say what isn't perfection? Not only did you have the big brain to pull this off, but the balls. Kudos and respect from this dev.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":962673,"author_name":"Sodoj","author_uid":"sodoj","epoch":1683199802,"text":"Holy crap, the fact that this exist is amazing! Sadly I won't be able to set up TempleOS to play this, but the fact that it exists and that it looks like a competent game (judging by your gameplay video) while also being in tone with other TempleOS software delights me to no end! Kudos for making this, this is an awesome project!","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":964084,"author_name":"ludumdarevd6xh","author_uid":"ludumdarevd6xh","epoch":1683221511,"text":"You madman, I would have never expected to play a game on TempleOS. Game looks and plays great, I feel closer to God now.","format":"md","likes":3,"spam":"N"},{"id":967077,"author_name":"LDJam user 257438","author_uid":"257438","epoch":1683281206,"text":"Jesus Christ, what a game this is!?!?\nGreat concept, sry I couldn't play since I don't want to install new OS!\n\nAlso, play my game!! It has WebGL version!\n","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":967822,"author_name":"Austin Sierra","author_uid":"austin-sierra","epoch":1683299398,"text":"@random-ideation-studios Oh okay, If you are leaving a rating please use a hypervisor and give the game a try !","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":968935,"author_name":"D3kryption","author_uid":"d3kryption","epoch":1683320825,"text":"You are an absolute mad person.\nUsing template OS hahahaha\nFantastic.\nThe theme fits in so well.\n\nNice job. I think you win on the most OUT THERE game :P","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":978369,"author_name":"garlic","author_uid":"garlic","epoch":1683915565,"text":"I cannot believe there's a Temple OS game in Ludum Dare. Terry is smiling at you guys from above.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":981904,"author_name":"RosyMaple","author_uid":"rosymaple","epoch":1684405785,"text":"This finally got me to emulator TempleOS, thanks for the reason to do so!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ld53\/wayback-placeholder.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/churchoftheaichrist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/LordofHostsv3.ISO_.zip","text":"TempleOS ISO C Disk"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"87858","g_author":"1177683","g_event":"LD53","g_eventkey":"118","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"407387","g_title":"Lord of Hosts","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"771","g_commentcount":"16","g_site2_node_id":"337225","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"337225","n_urlkey":"407387","n_parent":"332127","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/53\/lord-of-hosts","n_slug":"lord-of-hosts","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"177683","n_created":"1682085335","n_modified":"1778922254","n_version":"1140485","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD53","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":2,"author":177683,"body":"# Lord of Hosts\n###### What a heavenly court the Lord of Hosts has prepared for us.  In this game built for the Temple operating system (TempleOS), you play as the Only-Begotten Jesus Christ on a mission to throw the best party ever.\n\nJesus spoke to them again in parables, saying:  \u201cThe kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son.  He sent his servants to those who had been invited to the banquet to tell them to come, but they refused to come.\n\nThen he sent some more servants and said, \u2018Tell those who have been invited that I have prepared my dinner: My oxen and fattened cattle have been butchered, and everything is ready. Come to the wedding banquet.\u2019\" Go ahead as Jesus on your skateboard and collect as many pizzas as you can.\n## My best score is 461! I got to Level 7. Can you beat it?\n\n![LD1.png](\/\/\/raw\/316\/b2\/z\/5a09f.png)\n\nAvoid glowie FBI drones who seek to ruin your fun and good times. 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Virtual Box does not support audio, so please, avoid ranking Audio if you can't hear the music.\n\nIf you use QEMU get the disk with wget:\n\n```wget https:\/\/archive.org\/download\/lord-of-hosts.-iso\/LordofHostsv3.ISO.C ```\n\n```qemu-img create -f qcow2 temple 2G ```\n\n```export QEMU_AUDIO_DRV=pa ```\n\n```qemu-system-x86_64 -soundhw pcspk -m 512M -enable-kvm -drive file=temple -cdrom LordOfHostsv3.ISO.C -boot order=d ```\n\nOnce inside the operating system you can type the following commands to run the game if you are loading the harddrive:\n\n```Cd(\u201cLD2\u201d); ```\n\n```#include \u201cLoad.HC\u201d; ```\n\nIf you have trouble loading the operating system please let me know for assistance.\n\n## Controls:\n\nSpace bar to jump. 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In this game built for the Temple operating system (TempleOS), you play as the Only-Begotten Jesus Christ on a mission to throw the best party ever.\n\nJesus spoke to them again in parables, saying:  \u201cThe kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son.  He sent his servants to those who had been invited to the banquet to tell them to come, but they refused to come.\n\nThen he sent some more servants and said, \u2018Tell those who have been invited that I have prepared my dinner: My oxen and fattened cattle have been butchered, and everything is ready. Come to the wedding banquet.\u2019\" Go ahead as Jesus on your skateboard and collect as many pizzas as you can.\n## My best score is 461! I got to Level 7. Can you beat it?\n\n![LD1.png](\/\/\/raw\/316\/b2\/z\/5a09f.png)\n\nAvoid glowie FBI drones who seek to ruin your fun and good times. Dodge the prickly cacti and palm trees so you don't lose your momentum.\nMake the wedding celebration as wonderful as you can.\n\n\n\n## Installation:\n\n# This Game is for TempleOS\n\nThere are a few ways to install. Depending on what emulator you use, virtualbox, VMWare or QEMU.\n\n\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5MxlywK6zuU\n*Note you won't be able to hear sound with VirtualBox*\n\nAttached is the disk that you can load into VMware, which supports sound. In VMWare Select OS \u2018Other\u2019 and \u2018Other 64-bit\u2019. Make sure memory is set to 2048MB. The disk contains the entire operating system already installed. This game has audio, which only works if you use VMWare, QEMU or a physical install. Virtual Box does not support audio, so please, avoid ranking Audio if you can't hear the music.\n\nIf you use QEMU get the disk with wget:\n\n```wget https:\/\/archive.org\/download\/lord-of-hosts.-iso\/LordofHostsv3.ISO.C ```\n\n```qemu-img create -f qcow2 temple 2G ```\n\n```export QEMU_AUDIO_DRV=pa ```\n\n```qemu-system-x86_64 -soundhw pcspk -m 512M -enable-kvm -drive file=temple -cdrom LordOfHostsv3.ISO.C -boot order=d ```\n\nOnce inside the operating system you can type the following commands to run the game if you are loading the harddrive:\n\n```Cd(\u201cLD2\u201d); ```\n\n```#include \u201cLoad.HC\u201d; ```\n\nIf you have trouble loading the operating system please let me know for assistance.\n\n## Controls:\n\nSpace bar to jump. Time your Arrow keys to navigate the skateboard and get the pizza. \nYou must collect pizza and do cool tricks.\n\nCommit tricks and get pizza to increase score, but if you don\u2019t deliver the pizza back you will lose.\nESC To quit; CTRL+ALT+X To close the window\n\n## DEMO (prebuild):\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vym5vPfBUaM\n\n\n## Credits:\n\nDesign and Sound Austin Sierra \n\nProgramming by Clayton Rhodes \n\nArt by John Bilgin\n\n## Bug Fixes\nv1 Release build\n\nv2 Fixed the score\/pizza calculation and bugged collider\n\nv3 Fixed a bug where your cart would get stuck after replays\n\nIf you play this game on Windows 11 or newer hardware please excuse any lag.\nIt is not the OS, it is not the game. Blame modern hardware acceleration and hypervisor companies. 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