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Good luck!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":938605,"author_name":"Nathan Franck","author_uid":"nathan-franck","epoch":1682971597,"text":"It's the travelling salesman problem - given that AI can't really do this well, this is a really compelling idea. Would have loved more graphics especially for collecting more coffee and delivering events, different colors based on distance \/ priority or something, but it's a really solid concept. Nice one!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":938621,"author_name":"Nathan Franck","author_uid":"nathan-franck","epoch":1682971757,"text":"55 cups - get wrecked","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":945935,"author_name":"zantze","author_uid":"zantze","epoch":1683032415,"text":"Managed to deliver 205 cups. Really fun! Wouldve loved to see some proper graphics!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":950323,"author_name":"theguy","author_uid":"theguy","epoch":1683054981,"text":"First got 5 or so, then 205!\nI love the simple idea and the simplistic graphics. But that doesn't take away from the experience. It induces stress and you really test your multitasking.\n\nNice Game!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":959723,"author_name":"clemall","author_uid":"clemall","epoch":1683148922,"text":"Really nice game, the comments are a nice touch that make the game feel more polished.  \nThe game become challenging quickly but it is still fun.  \n\nGood job :thumbsup: ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":970738,"author_name":"ThaProfesional","author_uid":"thaprofesional","epoch":1683381108,"text":"Graphics are really cool I like how simple they look - it's nice and clean everything's really easy to understand and process. The way the coffee cups tip while the drones fly around is great.\n\nI had a ton of fun but my micro game's incredibly weak so I was kind of stressed the entire time but in a good way. Couples great with the graphics - it's so easy to see what's going on but there were so many deliveries to process. All comes together in a great way.\n\nAppreciated the law in the post and especially appreciated the messages during the game. \n\nNot really sure what pushed end-game - I'm guessing my rating dropping too low. Would have liked more indication about that. Also would have loved some music \/ sound.\n","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":977443,"author_name":"Majellan","author_uid":"majellan","epoch":1683804879,"text":"Great concept! Really addicting game, I loved playing it!! :O","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":977502,"author_name":"Jin9310","author_uid":"jin9310","epoch":1683812061,"text":"Nice take on the theme and very minimalistic approach. I actually really enjoys such thing, where I first randomly click on everything as fast as possible. But then take some time to think everything thru and actually see the result. Still don't feel that 45 delivered cups is much, but feels good :) Good job!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":977573,"author_name":"Leo Barber Dev","author_uid":"leo-barber-dev","epoch":1683818002,"text":"Nice minimalist take on the theme, unfortunately after a few attempts the game broke and every time I tried to order around the blue drone the game would freeze. It was fun though. ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":977575,"author_name":"Leo Barber Dev","author_uid":"leo-barber-dev","epoch":1683818071,"text":"I tried it again it worked haha, 33 cups","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":978128,"author_name":"apiffer","author_uid":"apiffer","epoch":1683881186,"text":"Interesting take on the theme and the comments from the clients are really funny. Overall, it's a simple yet fun game, good job!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":978298,"author_name":"Amolker","author_uid":"amolker","epoch":1683907903,"text":"Really interesting concept!\n\nThe comments at the bottom of the screen are fun, but a bit of a hindrance to the process. The minimalistic design is quite appropriate, the comments enliven the game, but some sounds are missing.\n\nIn any case, good result!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ld53\/wayback-placeholder.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/jacobwinters.com\/impatience-coffee-roasters\/","text":"Code: Right click border > view source (it's just one HTML file)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"87595","g_author":"1333083","g_event":"LD53","g_eventkey":"118","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"406291","g_title":"Impatience Coffee Roasters","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"144","g_commentcount":"19","g_site2_node_id":"333084","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"333084","n_urlkey":"406291","n_parent":"332127","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/53\/impatience-coffee-roasters","n_slug":"impatience-coffee-roasters","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"compo","n_author":"333083","n_created":"1680831642","n_modified":"1779554983","n_version":"1115155","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD53","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":1,"author":333083,"body":"Announcing drone delivery from Impatience Coffee Roasters\u2122! 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