The Ballad of Eric Hernandez, Cattle Rancher by GeraldFIngBurke
You are a cattle rancher.
Ranch cattle.
It doesn't end.
It never ends.
Ratings
| Overall | 795th | 2.596⭐ | 101🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 691th | 2.802⭐ | 103🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 745th | 2.57⭐ | 102🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 783th | 2.605⭐ | 102🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 684th | 2.708⭐ | 103🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 364th | 3.157⭐ | 101🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 65th | 3.926⭐ | 103🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 642th | 3.016⭐ | 98🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 22🗳️ | 29🗨️ |
** Verse 1 **
Out on the range, where the sun shines bright
There's a man they call Hernandez
He's a cattle rancher, hardworking soul
That's what all the folks in town says
** Chorus **
Oh Eric Hernandez, he's a sight to see
Stackin' cattle high as a tall oak tree
He's a cowboy at heart, and all the long day
He rides the range, stackin' cattle like hay
** Verse 2 **
Now some folks say it ain't natural
Old Eric laughs and tips his hat
He says, hey, it's just what I love to do
And I ain't one to argue with that
** Chorus **
Oh Eric Hernandez, he's a sight to see
Stackin' cattle high as a tall oak tree
He's a cowboy at heart, and all the long day
He rides the range, stackin' cattle like hay
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P.S. - I enjoyed this
A surprisingly enjoyable experience. Sometimes simple things just work so well.
I loved this. Best of luck with the MoMA inclusion!
I loved the sillyness of it, keep on making games!
Truly a shame neither the Met nor the MOMA would accept this masterpiece.
➖ only cows