People's Mandatory Video Entertainment by Nurbs

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made by Nurbs for LD33 (JAM)
MANDATORY VIEWING. GAME SHOWS TALE OF SUPREME LEADER'S TRIUMPHS.

This game is by myself @nuurbs and @nbnoxid on twitter. We made an entirely different set of games before the sleep deprivation kicked in and... This came out.

I'm sorry.

OH FUCK CONTROLS
Controls are:
W A S and D move
Shift go faster
Q picks up cake and presses buttons.
E Gets things you bought, eats cake, etc.
1 2 and 3 select what seed you'll plant.

Try to survive wave of capitalists stealing your cake with you. Every 2.5 minutes a bigger wave of evil cake stealing bastards spawns and starts moving towards you.
Seed 1 is cake. You bring the cakes to the factory to trade. Q picks up cake. E eats cake. Cake stealing capitalists are after your cake. Defend it.

Seed 2 is grass. It makes a mess. Capitalists are killed by it. It kind of sucks
Seed 3 is the tomato turret. It kills capitalists but is expensive and takes a long time to grow.
Seeds do not grow in close proximity to the Happiness Particles emitted by the Worker's Paradise.

You can trade at the factory using the buttons on the sign.

9/4/2015 LOOK IS NO LONGER INVERTED THIS WAS A MISTAKE

Ratings

Coolness 87% 2
Overall(Jam) 2.81 870
Fun(Jam) 2.87 674
Graphics(Jam) 3.04 684
Humor(Jam) 3.57 155
Innovation(Jam) 2.77 709
Mood(Jam) 3.14 507
Theme(Jam) 2.71 953

Feedback

dorny
25. Aug 2015 · 02:23 UTC
what shut I do in second level?
PeteGrammarman
25. Aug 2015 · 02:26 UTC
I liked that the birth was a different game from the rest, but then it crashed when I got to the butt sign.
hercludes
25. Aug 2015 · 03:26 UTC
Pretty humorous but lacks creativity. No relation to theme.
adsilcott
27. Aug 2015 · 14:34 UTC
Funny game.
jk5000
28. Aug 2015 · 18:20 UTC
And the award for the weirdest game in history of game development, goes to ...................... "People's Mandatory Video Entertainment". Congratulation!!!
ohsqueezy
03. Sep 2015 · 20:51 UTC
Uhm... Atmosphere was great, I think I pushed over a cake stealing bastard. Also I am not sure if my seeds actually grew. I ate some cake though.

I wish the mouselook was not inverted.
someone
03. Sep 2015 · 22:00 UTC
Don't like the inverted controls, but no idea whats going on anyway...
Paul Sinnett
03. Sep 2015 · 22:33 UTC
Amusing, but I'm not sure how it fits the theme.
Daisuke909
04. Sep 2015 · 00:21 UTC
The dear leader has truly blessed us with this latest bit of state mandated digital entertainment. Although I couldn't figure out what to do and fell out of the world. I guess that Kim Jong Uns' powers are so vast that his people are not bounded by the normal limits of the game.
🎤 Nurbs
04. Sep 2015 · 03:08 UTC
@dorny
plant seeds to grow cake. Give cake to Workers for prosperity and health to all Koreans. In return, workers deliver seeds so that you may continue to grow cakes and defend them from theiving imperialists.

@Daisuke909
please do not ploish
Jelinib
04. Sep 2015 · 03:43 UTC
The Nanaca-crash-esque part was too short, haha! Nice choice of music. I spent a good time walking around for Bubsy, the lost capsules wedged in the terrain, and the "please do not ploish" block.

I think the tomato turret should make a sound for when it fires, and perhaps be movable, because sometimes it feels like the grass grows in such a way that I think it prevents the turret from seeing/shooting capsultalists? Not sure. For as long as the thing takes to grow, it's unfortunate when it turns out to be in a bad spot!

And also a sound for when a capsultalist gets shot. And dies. And perhaps also for whenever they are really close to you. Sometimes I swear they materialize out of nowhere. But only when I have cake. Those greedy ****ers. I GROW THIS POO-FLAVOR CAKE, IS MINE

I probably played this way longer than I should have. Hilarious game!
killersnoofie
04. Sep 2015 · 03:54 UTC
Very Neat
valid4life
04. Sep 2015 · 04:36 UTC
That intro / beginning was quite hilarious! Great entry!
congusbongus
04. Sep 2015 · 11:29 UTC
I'm pretty confused; love the music though
Arnage
04. Sep 2015 · 16:25 UTC
For some reason there were no capitalists in my game. Does that mean North Korea has won and has taken over the whole world?
berkano
04. Sep 2015 · 20:12 UTC
Completely bonkers. Love it. That music is growing on me...
El Cabaro
05. Sep 2015 · 04:06 UTC
Now That's What I Call Edgy.

Is that a weird rendition of Gangnam Style at the very beginning?
xvw
05. Sep 2015 · 11:21 UTC
What The...
I feel happy. :D
eddynardo
05. Sep 2015 · 16:04 UTC
Really funny entry.I couldnt stop laughing at the start :D.I was a bit confused at the second level.A really clever idea(supreme leader)fits the theme!
hunttis
05. Sep 2015 · 20:17 UTC
Loved the first level thing, made me laugh :D

The second part, didn't really get. I dropped things, things appeared, nothing else happened :-O
NoWandStudios
06. Sep 2015 · 15:45 UTC
The music it's creepy buddy xD
UrbanHelsing
06. Sep 2015 · 18:15 UTC
The funniest game yet, the gameplay is very confusing though and the constant crashes makes it very hard to play
nihilaleph
08. Sep 2015 · 01:15 UTC
김정은 장군님 만세!!!
This games represents the real struggle between North and the filthy South Koreans! But the great leader would not allow the candles not turn into cake if too close to the Worker Paradise. Nor he would have such small seeds of tomato turret that he couldn't get it, and he would've made them more useful, since they can't hit their target very well. The great leader's hunger should also be of some purpose. And obviously the filthy capitalist would have more frequent and more difficult waves. The great leader would also question why he and the bastards were just capsules, and why Conker was in the game.
The great leader still would appreciate the accuracy of his birth and the North Korean sun. But he wouldn't understand why this game fits the theme