{"author_link":"\/author\/snack\/","author_name":"Snack","author_uid":"57640","comments":[{"author_name":"Macecraft","author_uid":"26125","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 6:34am","epoch":1440570540,"text":"The controls were a bit hard to grasp and I couldn't properly figure out what to do, even though I got through a few of the fights. The graphics were appealing though."},{"author_name":"Shaw","author_uid":"30127","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 11:52am","epoch":1440676020,"text":"I love the concept, very funny, love the little story you had there, laughed alot. Nice graphics too."},{"author_name":"Biruts","author_uid":"25209","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 8:02pm","epoch":1441137420,"text":"Very nice project guys, i really love it, please check our game too and if you liked it give us a vote. Look for Road to hell and enjoy."},{"author_name":"abcdef65g","author_uid":"29151","time":"Sep 5, 2015 @ 2:27am","epoch":1441419720,"text":"Honestly, the take to using The Monster like you did was rather creative, indeed fits the theme. However I didn't particularly enjoy the way the audience bar was implemented, I feel it gets in the way more than it helps. Which is a shame, the graphics in the game are interesting as heck, luchadores is quite a theme to play with, and if the bar didn't feel like it was randomly shooting from very low to high values and it was more obvious how it works, it would benefit the game immensely."},{"author_name":"handkor","author_uid":"39462","time":"Sep 9, 2015 @ 12:35am","epoch":1441758600,"text":"This game is fun. Cute concept."}],"images":["ld33\/57640-3b0503fd5a95160f48c7f79b42ea72a7.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/snack.itch.io\/elmacho","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"8507","g_author":"57640","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"8540","g_title":"You Are The Monster","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"5","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/57640-shot0-1440456395.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This is the story of El Macho \"The Monster\" de la Caliente, or rather, Vee Cristina de la Caliente. He was named Cristina, because he was born to poor parents who wanted a beautiful daughter, but instead got an ugly son. He was so ugly, he was already born with a mustache.\r\n\r\nPapa Papi: What an ugly son!\r\n\r\nMama Mami: I know. If only we had a beautiful daughter, who could be married off to the impossibly rich and handsome Illustrado!\r\n\r\nRich and Handsome Illustrado: I'm so rich I must regularly check my bank vault for swimming ducks.\r\n\r\nEl Macho: But Mama! Papa! Don't you love me? I am your son!\r\n\r\nBut his parents could only dream of a life that existed only in soap operas. To win their love, Cristina had to think big.\r\n\r\nEl Macho: I know I can win their love! I must simply buy it with a lot of money! But how?!\r\n\r\nAnd that was when Cristina saw on his tv, a commercial for wrestling in the land of Los Baldos de Agila!\r\n\r\nEl Macho: That's it! With my disproportionate muscles and a mask to hide my face, I will wrestle as a Luchador, and win my parent's love!\r\n\r\nAnd so, Cristina set off to the land of Los Baldos de Agila, to make honest money through dishonest sport!\r\n\r\nCan you win every match without boring the audience?","title":"You Are The Monster"}