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I play a game where I'm a janitor and I have to clean stuff and I give 5 star.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":797336,"author_name":"ArianaD","author_uid":"arianad","epoch":1649201685,"text":"omg I was SHOCKED when he just started taking the hearts LOL, but I enjoyed playing!! It was kinda chill which feels weird to say thinking about the task at hand. The sound effect of the heart when it started to fail was a nice touch! Really gave me a sense of urgency","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":797395,"author_name":"Blizzsuxx","author_uid":"blizzsuxx","epoch":1649202057,"text":"Great concept, I'm also a big fan of the minimalist artstyle.\nAlso, big fan of the beating heart sound as your heart starts stopping.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":798298,"author_name":"LDJam user 279546","author_uid":"279546","epoch":1649209722,"text":"I didn't read the description before playing and boy was I not prepared for how that started off. Campy and entertaining idea!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":798676,"author_name":"NeM","author_uid":"nem","epoch":1649213451,"text":"Well, it's... hmmm... \"original\" xD .\nI'm really happy that the game can be played with an AZERTY keyboard, but I'm sad it's not compatible with GamePad unfortunately :( .\n\nThe game is not really beautiful, and animation are really basic.\n\nAt least, it's... or","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":799461,"author_name":"MrEvilGuy","author_uid":"mrevilguy","epoch":1649222993,"text":"Hahaha this was fun. There's something super appealing about just slip and sliding all over the floor with the mop, hitting other doctors down. Janitors are def. underused as main characters in games. My one suggestion is to add a couple more doctors -- the two walking around are so slow, too easy to die!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":803191,"author_name":"nardandas","author_uid":"nardandas","epoch":1649261960,"text":"Fun concept! I found it a bit unclear what makes the doctors unhappy with you, sometimes my meter just shot down and I wasn't sure why. 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