{"author_link":"\/author\/chunkybrewster\/","author_name":"chunkybrewster","author_uid":"24281","comments":[{"author_name":"OadT","author_uid":"38974","time":"Aug 23, 2015 @ 6:44pm","epoch":1440355140,"text":"I don't know whether I gasp you game completely, but I love the audio and the have a nice day sign in the background :D"},{"author_name":"chunkybrewster","author_uid":"24281","time":"Aug 23, 2015 @ 8:47pm","epoch":1440362520,"text":"@OadT: Thanks!  My voice + Audacity and BXFR works wonderfully.  :) Yeah I need to figure a way to make it more clear.  What I was going for is you are a guy standing in line that is fed up and decides face punching is the only option to get to the front, I'll try to think of something to add in the final hours here!"},{"author_name":"LogGiant","author_uid":"14749","time":"Aug 23, 2015 @ 9:16pm","epoch":1440364260,"text":"I was a little sad when my punches didn't land in the middle of their face."},{"author_name":"chunkybrewster","author_uid":"24281","time":"Aug 23, 2015 @ 11:55pm","epoch":1440373800,"text":"@LogGiant: good point!  Just fixed this grave error now"},{"author_name":"Jelinib","author_uid":"54894","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:40am","epoch":1440383700,"text":"Man, how do these people keep cutting in line? I'd say they're the monsters! Is there no such thing as common courtesy here? :P\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I was hoping I could use my right hand to punch as well, but I'm now just imagining that it's there to hold the people in place while I punch them in the face, hehe.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The game is simple but oddly satisfying. Mindless punching always makes a great stress reliever!"},{"author_name":"shawn42","author_uid":"571","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:53am","epoch":1440384480,"text":"Surprisingly fun. I wish there was a little more.. \r<br\/>nice work."},{"author_name":"andyman404","author_uid":"45696","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 2:56am","epoch":1440384660,"text":"LOLOLOL! It's satisfying punching the line cutters."},{"author_name":"Flygamer101","author_uid":"48756","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:21am","epoch":1440386160,"text":"Those arms though."},{"author_name":"VampyVampire","author_uid":"24260","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:53am","epoch":1440388080,"text":"I look at my watch and see i've been punching people in the face for 30 minutes. brutal."},{"author_name":"noom","author_uid":"27369","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:20am","epoch":1440389700,"text":"I learned that if you use QW plus clicks you can turn your fists into meaty machine guns of death."},{"author_name":"Big Cow","author_uid":"51323","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:14pm","epoch":1440529740,"text":"Quite fun for a bit, satisfying feeling of punching. I got to a point where there was someone I couldn't knock down, was this intentional? Quite freaky watching him smiling at me as a punched him! Would like to see the game developed more."},{"author_name":"synchingfeeling","author_uid":"41319","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:03am","epoch":1440557880,"text":"That kept my punching fists amused, loved the programmer art."},{"author_name":"justinooncx","author_uid":"38380","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:37am","epoch":1440559920,"text":"Every time my character finishes punching a line of people he reaches a climax.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>9\/10 true monster."},{"author_name":"ReddogStone","author_uid":"12333","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 7:01am","epoch":1440572160,"text":"This game is really satisfying for some reason. Some more variety and a goal (or did I miss something?) would make it a more complete game."},{"author_name":"Zed","author_uid":"4687","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:23pm","epoch":1440602280,"text":"Excellent. Managed to punch many, many people in the face and found myself left wondering what I even went in to buy in the first place."},{"author_name":"martymon","author_uid":"26874","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 2:35am","epoch":1440729000,"text":"Punching potato heads never grow old! 5\/5 humour!"},{"author_name":"QuexD","author_uid":"39307","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 6:18pm","epoch":1440871980,"text":"Fun game got stuck a couple times though."},{"author_name":"HotBoxGames","author_uid":"39707","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 11:02pm","epoch":1440889020,"text":"Nice! Every time I feel like going to the stores and punching people in the face, I load up this game instead! Much less effort. I especially like how you only have to punch the old people once and they turn to mush - much realism! 11\/10"},{"author_name":"Zephyr Raine","author_uid":"28710","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 11:05pm","epoch":1440889200,"text":"yeeeee, fuck em"},{"author_name":"AsixJin","author_uid":"30137","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 4:21pm","epoch":1441124160,"text":"Lol this game made me laugh and I enjoyed it. Didn't really seem like there was an end or purpose, but I stuck around for some punches"},{"author_name":"Vladirien","author_uid":"55967","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 6:47pm","epoch":1441132920,"text":"Funny and satisfaying game."},{"author_name":"Robot Souls Games","author_uid":"42084","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 6:50pm","epoch":1441133100,"text":"Sound was odd. It was quite repetitive. But oddly cathartic."},{"author_name":"CrazyMinnowStudio","author_uid":"56101","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 9:34pm","epoch":1441142940,"text":"The mechanics feel good. I feel like, I should be the one trying to cut in line (as the monster) and am pulverizing those in line to get to my Black Friday special. Have some customers fight back, give me a health bar, and turn it into a Best-Buy boxing match to claim a $10 4K t.v.!!! ;)"},{"author_name":"ponywolf","author_uid":"40011","time":"Sep 14, 2015 @ 4:08pm","epoch":1442246580,"text":"More fun than it should be. :)"}],"images":["ld33\/24281-cca31055281d2585e7a64561b8988926.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/broken-shotgun.itch.io\/face-puncher","text":"Web"},{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/102828430\/face-puncher\/facepuncher_win.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/ickybodclay\/face-puncher","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"8200","g_author":"24281","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"8233","g_title":"Face Puncher","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"887","g_commentcount":"24","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/24281-shot0-1440559357.gif-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You're late, no time for lines, time to punch anyone who stands in your way... in the face!","title":"Face Puncher"}