10/10 dating sim, would date again

For long I've missed games like this! Great job!!!

oh man this is awesome! very polished and entertaining. well done!

Dudes, this is so cool! 5/5

Lovely graphics! I included it in part 1 of my Ludum Dare 33 Compilation video series, if you would like to take a look :) https://youtu.be/SB3lix7PW1A

Perfect score, even if the die and retry is so frustrating!
Insanely good job you did there. Super fun, incredible art style, amazing writing. Love it <3

Haha this is brilliant, the art style is amazing! I wish you didn't have to restart from the beginning, it's a little tedious to have to redo all your answers, but i enjoyed it! Nice work!

I got many waifus. You have my thanks.

I played it till I can win finally :) It's really funny and smart. There was another game like this in Connected Worlds LD.

Really like this... not quite sure how it fits into the team apart from that you are dating monsters.

Best date sim evar. I may now go in space!

Restarting all over again everytime was a bit tedious, but the humor of the game is worth it!

A great twist on the memory game! Graphics are super sleek, makes me want to watch Space Dandy now :}

Whoops, forgot to add - the Android APK worked like a charm. In fact, I think the game is meant to be played on mobile devices!

I think I'm going to get some girl friends very easily now because of this training! Thanks so much!

Hilarious game. I think the life system did not really serve a purpose though. It might be better if you could just try out all the answers without having to start over

A monster dating sim. I didn't think I'd see the day. Really lovely visuals!

All my social skills have been now replaced with a knowledge from this game.

I hope you know what you're doing!

5/5 for art and graphcis

hahaha this was so much fun. love the art, story and audio. everything spot on! good job

Awesome writing and graphics and art. Especially Tina.

Having to restart every time made it take forever to beat though.

I love the dialogue and the text options, this is a really neat idea to base the theme on and the design of the monsters are really well made, fitting with the individual characters.

I just loved your game, I'm not a huge fan of relationship games but I had a good time with this one. Spicy and weird!

Brilliant game! The art is wonderful, the dialogue is funny, and the entire thing is very well-polished. I wish that I didn't have to restart from the beginning each time (maybe it could return you to the first question of the round?), but if it's meant to test your memory, I can see why it's like that. Great work!

Really well made, I even understand why you made people replay all the dialogues again on game over.
Tina <3

Really cool and quite different from most of the games out there. Good job :)

Great art! Haven't played one of these in quite some time.

Hi! I'm one of he developers. Thanks guys! :)
http://i.imgur.com/RECz0Da.png

This is so awesome, hard to think of anything not to like.
Also some very noteworthy puns in those dialogue options :)

You should have added checkpoints, other than that it was great.

Funniest game i've played on this ludum dare. Good work.

Really good looking game, funky music, funny dialogues, all in all a solid entry!

Hilarious, with awesome alien designs.

5/5 so fun, awesome music and "lovely" aliens =)

Simply wonderful !

This was perfect! I gave up after reaching the calculady, it's annoying to start everything over :(

Great style! Music really fit the visuals, which were impressive, and the answers were hilarious. Amazing entry, congratulations! :D

I couldn't beat it so I gave up at the nightmare school girl XD graphics and music are great!

Laughed too hard. Game was also hard. Very fun though, great graphics and great mood. Awesome job!

Dude! I love this so much! You have a great sense of humor!

i loved the answers.pick always the worng ones out.

Love the graphics, sound, and theme. This one hits on all cylinders.

Omg I made a dating sim too! I can't wait to play yours when I get home!

Loved it. Completely lost it when the fish entered the screen. Can you get past 17?

Brilliant!

Verrry nice ladies... I mean graphics. I really want to get them in my pants... I mean in my good graces.
Would have loved a bit more mechanics for gameplay, but as long as it has alien hotties you got me.

Did it, I got 'em all. Love everything about this! Glad to see another dating sim. More, please!

Loved the art style and humor. Great game overall, everything was spot on! Amazing work! :D

Got to 48! Needed an orgy of 4 persons to score with all the aliens! AWESOME!

Really worth going past 17.

I played it to the end. That randomized shoe-picking question felt kind of unfair, but the rest of it was really entertaining. The fish puns were top-notch! Beautiful art and great choice in music. The first impression at the menu screen is worth starting the game for.

Great variety of aliens! The game went a lot farther than I thought it would. Good mix of option-picking and... other kinds of interactions. Gameplay is pretty straightforward. It's a bit like a game of Simon, where you have to remember a long string of button presses. I'd like to see more of those non-option-picking minigames, though I know that's a lot more work.

-mildmojo

@team_ftlol Thanks! But it was not a random show-pick. Look at her eyes next time ;)

@Slothmachine Aha, I didn't notice the cue, only that it changed between playthroughs. Then again, it took me like 8 playthroughs to notice the soccer ball, so...

BTW, the WebGL build failed on start in Firefox. The only clear error in the console was that it tried to load "http://slothmachine.net/NewsFlash/NewsFlash_IntergalacticLove.txt" but the request was blocked because the Dropbox page is HTTPS and that link is HTTP. Visiting that address just gives me a 404. The plugin version of the game worked fine.

-mildmojo

@team_ftlol Ah! Thanks for the report! I'we had some people complaining about a crash in the beginning and I haven't had a clue what could cause it. This might be the issue.

Sweet game. Love the graphics and the audio.

Hey, it's the game about my friend, really. 10/10

Very fun, great graphics. Great take on the theme!

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

Repitition on failure was a bit annoying but the game is pretty polished.

Nice game guys! You have tons of good art, congrats!

Wow, just wow.

the music really got me into the mood

Extremely well made. Good fun. If you suck at it like me though it gets a bit tedious going through the same order time after time. Still did not stop me playing though. Good work

Omg, replayed it for about.. 12 times, I don't know. Maybe because my english is not really good, but some answers wasn't really clear for me.
But I've got it till the 29 level! That was fun to play, here's 5!

Great writing, it's a rote game, but humorous games tend to be :)

Fantastic art, great music. The concept of "you're the monster" is way too subtle, but perfectly there :)

Nice one! Bow chika bow wow! :)

Words cannot describe how much I love this game

Wow, so polished graphics! Great job!

Very cool game, love it! Best dating sim :D Thanks for creating it! Awesome.

This is great! Especially the humor, art and awesome music. Only thing I disliked was that I had to do everything all over again when I retried. And I did that a lot because I wanted to see all the conversations :) But as a result the replayability is really bad.. Otherwise totally loved it!

Really well done, wish there were a couple checkpoints though.

Very nice project guys, i really love it, please check our game too and if you liked it give us a vote. Look for Road to hell and enjoy.

LOL!

Amazing!

Pssst - You've been featured in todays Ludum Dare to Believe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUCBlrR9qzA

Very nice game, only wish I didn't have to go through all of them when I fail. Very funny with nice graphics. :)

I am really bad at this game >:

Great writing and art, music was absolutely killing it!

The fish got me! Good job!

This game is brilliant beyond words. :)

What was that? I like it. Nice idea, and the gameplay is so weird that I may just go take a nap and hope I don't remember flirting with monsters...

Fun, great looking and well polished game. Shame you have to restart from the beginning when you get it wrong, not just restart the, erm, lady you are with.

High five!!!

Hilarious.

That was the most funny and beautiful game I played. I lost sometimes because it was really hard not to choose the funniest answer.
Excellent game!

Real fun! Awesome concept! Great Job!!

Insane - and insanely gorgeous. Also, loved the writing!

Oh, I didn't know half of the foods for the Fish, she's too much for me. Altough I don't see how it fits in the theme, was a very nice game to play.

Great looking game and fun too. :-D

Oh my god you guys - thanks! :D
I'm so happy if the monsters have made you laugh!

uh... okay....I still don't know 100% what I just played, but it seemed pretty cool so I guess I'm okay with it.
The overall style and presentation of this game was very impressive, but I really was kind of disappointed in the gameplay. It (typically) boils down to just being very simple multiple-choice questions which don't really pose any interesting challenge to the player. What makes this particularly frustrating is the lack of checkpoints. If I mess up while ... seducing the fish, I have to start all the way back at Uhara. Seeing as I've already answered her questions and none of them change, it kind of feels like a chore I have to get through before I can return to the funny parts of the game I haven't seen yet.

Nice musics and funky aesthetic. A must-have for those who like click&point little adventure. Neat ++

its like Space Dandy!

Without a doubt the most hilarious game I've encountered so far. The dialogue trees are pure monkey island (or should that be leisure suit larry??) - it's what mass effect would be if we happened upon Shepard in some downtime between saving the galaxy. 5 stars

amazing soundtrack and graphics :)

Great writing and artwork. Feels very polished overall.

The caress my nose part had me dying. Fantastic job!

Well this was hilarious!
loved the dialogue and see how far could i go.
I felt into the trap many times before seeing that some of them got their 'caraters' :P

The drawings are great and it was really fun and enjoyable.
Keep up the good work! :)

Boned myself from another dimension.. 11/10

Seriously though, wow guys. Great music, AMAZING art (I know there was 3 of you but damnnn that's a lot of high quality assets). LOADs of content, hilarious from start to finish.

WUHUUUU! I scored 46 :)

Really funny game.

This was a well made simple game with a great presentation. I would say more depth but it's already good as it is so great work!

Really fun game. Lost it when I saw the fish :D

You have to be a true monster to caress that nose!
I lol'd a lot with this game..

Lots of fun, not so great for replay value though. Amazing art and the music and sounds really fit the mood of the game; nice work!

pretty darn good, had a good chuckle, well done, nice audio and amazing art.

That title screen! Sets the mood brilliantly, and it just gets better and better, fantastic game :)

Haha awesome graphics and humor in this one :)

HAHAHA. So funny. The crotch thrust kills me. The artwork is so good. Awesome entry.

I included your game in an article of my favorites and added a trophy to your profile! http://fireside.gamejolt.com/post/jam-favorites-ludum-dare-33-part-1-uzbzpjci